2016-03-19 18:53
Want to surprise your loved one and bring tears to their eyes? It's actually really simple to do, and I'm consistently surprised by how few people do things like this. It just reinforces t… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
If you and your partner are both fairly techno-savvy (enough for email, anyways), I recommend picking a day to play an email game. The rules are simple: you send a racy email that is only… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
I have it easy, I really do. Every time I think about how difficult my life is, I remember, "Hey, I didn't have to pass that head through my nether region. Remember when Pamela did that?… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
What you'll need:1 baby, approx. 10 pounds1 young mother, approx 105 pounds1 carpet1 rule of physicsPreparation:1. Get the young mother to carry the baby in a hoppy motion over the carpet… Read More
2006-03-14 22:57
March 14 is Steak and a Blowjob Day. This is a day which is a basically, a direct answer to Valentine's day.Valentine's day is a day for women. It is a holiday where men are... well, let's… Read More
2006-03-12 07:58
I have a handle on many things, but one thing that is difficult is to find some time for some lovin'.Let me tell you, Pamela (my girlfriend) is going nuts. Evidently I am both dreamy and se… Read More
2006-02-27 05:00
Yesterday, Pamela and I bought a lottery ticket. If we win, we will buy a house and get married.If we lose, we'll just have to do that next year instead Read More
2006-02-17 23:20
Pamela's parents don't really understand what I do for a living. They aren't computer people, so when she explained to them, I guess they didn't grasp it too well.For the record, I'm a web… Read More
2006-02-07 16:21
The little one is 2.5 weeks old now, and I love the experience thus far. It's amazing. This is not putting that down in the slightest. I just want to talk about some of the (very pleasant… Read More
2006-02-06 21:28
This is a Random Post about Not Much TM.I like wordplay. You may have noticed this before (or not, I mean, hey, whatever). I love garden path sentences, ambiguous sentences, grammatical se… Read More
2006-02-02 22:05
Most of TV is stupid. If it wasn't stupid, it would be a book.Edit: Of course, I'm not counting the new Terminator TV series. It's solid gold Read More
2006-02-02 17:45
I've noticed that Theresa has the ability to mimic my facial expressions. Specifically, if I stick out my tongue, she will stick her tongue out. If I grin hugely, she will grin. If I open… Read More
2006-01-30 13:15
3 weeks ago, 5 hours of sleep was a horrible thing to try to bear the next day. I'm an 8.5 hour man myself - I like a little better than 8 hours if I'm going to do anything useful with my d… Read More
2006-01-26 16:48
This past weekend, my girlfriend and I welcomed a little one into this world. I plan on changing the names of the innocent (you know - for protection), so I will refer to my girlfriend as P… Read More
2005-10-13 18:07
Who I AmI am a web developer, student, Rock Star musician, driver, lover, fighter, brother, son, teacher, erstewhile writer, photographer, traveller, raconteur, people-person, misanthropist… Read More
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