This lawsuit has really gotten into my head and warped it.
I went to the bank today to deposit all the cash Money I saved towards my bankruptcy fund and ended up accusing the ATM for eating $370 of it.
I flipped the fuck out. I wanted to cry.
Remember that dream I had? The one where I was eating money so nobody could steal it? Yeah, well, I subconsciously feel like somebody is out to take my money. That’s what I mean when I say the lawsuit warped my mind. It got to me on the deepest levels of my psyche. Not even $50,000 of debt had the capacity to do that.
So there I was at the ATM, subconsciously thinking that people want to steal my money. I had NO idea what my mind was concocting behind the scenes. No clue this was lurking in the shadows.
That particular wad of cash was symbolic. Not like the other times I deposited money. This time I was handing out my safety net, feeding it to the beast. The cog of economy. My subconscious was irate at this ATM for taking away my only security.
Long story short, I went through the rigamarole of filing a claim. I was at the bank for at least 20 minutes. The chubby girl helping me was so smart and kind and actually calmed me down because she wasn’t a dumb ass. She was patient. She was even patient towards the dumb ass banker on the phone with her.
After I was done, the claim filed and the missing money credited into my account, I walked over to the teller.
Her – “Did everything work out okay?”
Me – “Yeah, everything’s fine. They actually credited my account.”
Her – “That’s good to hear.”
I handed her the money to deposit instead of going to the ATM again and that’s when I seen it. The rest of my deposit money.
Me – “I made a mistake.”
Her – “Yes?”
Me – “I found the missing money.”
Both the tellers laughed and said “these things happen.”
The Chubby girl who helped me didn’t laugh. I wasn’t laughing either.
This shit never happens to me – NEVER. That damn lawsuit snaked its way in. I’m starting to fall in line with the rest of the stupid lame ass adults not having a clue. They’re clueless because of their snakes!
Granted, I haven’t eaten or drank any water before then and it was already 2:00, and my 2-year old cousin/nephew died last week. But still….
I went to work to see my receptionist. She’s buying us tickets to the Colosseum and the Vatican so we can skirt the line. I filled my big empty Nalgene bottle with cold filtered water and chugged half of it.
Then I went hiking up my big little mountain on an empty stomach.
Brutal. God awful brutal it was. My stomach was so empty but I STILL wanted to puke.
I think I’m going again tomorrow. Up the big little mountain. On a full stomach this time.
It’s happened. My retirement from massage. This is my second day off and I already feel well-rested. But it doesn’t matter how well rested I am as long as snakes are snaking their way into my skull. My only protection from them is acknowledgment. Yes I see you and yes I am clearly affected by your presence.
Snake – “Sssssso waddya goin’ to do about it hmmm?”
I’m going to keep you in my sites.
Snake – “You can’t essscape your problemssss no matter how much you mull over them. I am a part of you now.”
Not unless I keep you separated. You can’t grow roots if you’re cut off.
Snake – “You underestimate my debtsssss. I am beyond your control.”
Rational Brain where the hell are you?
Rational Brain – “I’m patiently waiting for you to stop talking to your multiple personalities so we can play Persona 5.”
Speaking of Persona 5, it’s about a group of high schoolers who’re able to enter into the metaverse and steal peoples hearts. According to this video game developer, people become warped and distorted by desire. The high schoolers don’t actually steal hearts, they steal peoples deepest desires – their most prized possessions.
But the developer got it wrong. It’s not desires that warp people, it’s fear. They should’ve made it “fears” they were stealing, not desires. Desires are fleeting and nobody really knows what they want anyway. Only self-actualized people know what they want and you don’t see many of them walking about these days.
If my desires got stolen right now, the Phantom Thieves would find a plate of cheesecake. Or maybe rice pudding…..yes…..rice pudding.
Rational Brain – “You are such an old man! Rice pudding? Seriously?”
Snake – “I’m going to ssssteal the rice in your puddingssss.”
Really cold vanilla rice pudding, yum!
Rational Brain – “You want to know how to protect yourself from that snake? Laugh at it, that’s how. You have to be strong enough to laugh at your problems before they turn into demons and what I mean by strong, I mean have the courage to not be afraid of them. Didn’t you already write about this a whole bunch?”
Yes, but I keep forgetting….
Snake – “And why do you think that issss? Hmmm? Tee hee hee.”
My true self is funny, sometimes uproariously so. I made one of my therapists cry laughing yesterday – literally she was crying. She needed a tissue. And what I want in life is to truly be left in peace, so I can write a book. And drink at bars. And go to coffee shops and museums and hike the woods and see temples and mountains and eat LOADS of weird food. To paint my pictures and play my games.
Rational Brain – “As long as you know what you want, you know who you are. You are not your problems. You like to make others happy, and you really do appreciate life. That’s who you are.”
I can’t let this virus, this lawsuit change me. I have to laugh at it. No matter what happens, I have to believe I’ll be okay.
The business scored a 4.8 out of 5 stars from over 600 votes and we made almost $800 today. Today I managed to pull an emotional 180 and hiked till I puked.
Rational Brain – “I’d say you had a lively day, now game time!”
Whew, yes. Game time.
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