2018-11-21 20:58
My Mom was born in 1946 and my Dad was born in 1944. It’s now 2018 so that makes them 72 and 74.
My parents, in my eyes, hadn’t had a decent restful period of no-stress joy… Read More
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2018-10-19 20:52
I made my last two posts about GF private in the off chance she gets a hold of my blog. I can’t afford the risk. So now, all my posts about her are set to private.
We&rsquo&hell…Read More
2018-10-16 16:45
I went to New Hampshire over the weekend with my friends family. I drove up there with two of my close friends who started talking about what it will be like when GF and I have sex for… Read More
2018-10-12 17:21
I just made my last few posts private so only I can see them. I think my brother reads this shit.
I can write personal stuff about myself all day long here in my blog, but it’s f… Read More
2018-10-09 16:41
I can’t write much in my blog anymore. Everything that I want to write about has to do with GF and it’s all personal stuff. It would be eff’ed up for me to writ… Read More
2018-10-03 15:22
I’m so smitten, so very smitten, I can’t believe I’m falling in smitten with a girl.
In the light of day, if I’m tired, hungry, too sober, stressed from work –… Read More
2018-09-28 18:44
I hung out with GF and our close mutual friends at Wood N Tap last Wednesday. It was the first time we all hung out under the new circumstances of me dating a girl.
It was weird.
When… Read More
2018-09-26 20:44
I’m exhausted. I’m supposed to be working on my business, getting my shit together, cleaning my room…..but I woke up at noon and I’ve just been laying in bed t… Read More
2018-09-21 18:31
She wrote a poem and posted it on Facebook and it wrecked me. I am wrecked. She wrote it after I told her I’m not a lesbian.
She doesn’t care what I am.
That poem, an… Read More
2018-09-19 18:51
I am way way WAY out of my comfort zone right now. Way.
My new friend likes me a lot, a lot. Like, a lot. So much. Crazy insane heaps of like.
She’s friends wit… Read More
2018-09-14 17:27
I filled in as a sub for my friend Nicole’s pool league on Saturday and used a new break cue that my brother gave to me. I come to find out that he lifted it from the Cadillac Ra… Read More
2018-09-08 18:18
I did nothing all day yesterday except watch Ready Player One and Upgrade which were both rather satisfying to my anchored ass cheeks sinking ever so deeply into the memory foam of my bed.
I… Read More
2018-08-24 17:28
I just had a dream that I was pregnant. I wasn’t pregnant with just one or two babies, no, I was about to give birth to a full litter!
I slept until a little after noon and woke… Read More
2018-08-04 04:47
I’m looking at my new electric bicycle as we speak. It’s standing in my bedroom all decked out with its tan leather seat and hand grips. It’s so shiny and perfe… Read More
2018-07-20 15:51
It’s been 10 days since I ordered my E-bike.
It’s strange how it feels like a piece of me is missing even though I never owned this piece of me in the first place. But I un… Read More
2018-07-16 20:41
In all the places I’ve traveled, from Thailand to Peru, my clothes always smelled fresh and clean after paying someone to wash them for me. And I mean everywhere – even the… Read More
2018-07-10 18:48
Earlier today I was watching Comedians riding in cars getting coffee and so I thought to myself, “what a great idea!” And so here I am sitting in Cheshire Coffee drinking a… Read More
2018-07-06 14:47
Yesterday I had a 45-minute client scheduled at 6PM. I had to leave here at 4PM because traffic can be a real bitch and after the massage, it takes me an hour to get home so listen&hel&hell…Read More
2018-06-13 18:01
Today is another day of no work. My dog woke me up from my sleep coma which consisted of 9 and a half hours of sleep this time. I had pretty pleasant dreams.
What will bring me o… Read More
2018-06-11 17:58
It’s Saturday. I haven’t worked since Wednesday. Sleep coma’s are becoming an even bigger problem than usual.
It’s just that I don’t have any reason… Read More
2018-06-06 23:01
I’m sitting in the lounge in Bozrah while my new therapist, Breanna, massages her first client. I’m not feeling that great. I’m wracked with worry over my dog. He’… Read More
2018-06-05 21:11
I just woke up from a sleep coma. I went to sleep at 1:30AM and woke up at noon. 10 and a half hours of blissful sleep.
My dreams were awesome too. I dreamt I was vacationi… Read More
2018-05-23 19:57
It’s May 23rd. I haven’t posted anything in over a week. I guess not much happened except to say my pool league and I will not be going to Vegas after all.
I can spin… Read More
2018-05-11 17:43
I experienced a profound amount of stress that I hadn’t felt in years last week. And now? A week later? It’s the complete opposite.
I sent out a Mother’s… Read More
2018-05-02 14:08
Instead of writing a post last Monday, I went to see The Avengers Infinity Wars movie and then I played free pool at the closest dive bar near my new business in Bozrah.
I had about 5 hours… Read More
2018-04-29 03:49
Life is like skydiving. When you first jump out of the plane, everything is spinning and confusing but the guy strapped to your back steadies the both of you. His life is depende… Read More
2018-04-23 20:25
I’m not sure where I left off in the telling of my life….my last post is too long to re-read.
Let’s pretend that I’m standing right there in front of you. Pict… Read More
2018-04-17 04:20
Sunova. Bitch.
I drove all the way up to Bozrah today in the pouring rain to interview a potential therapist and the goddamn girl didn’t show up. Mother Fucker. DECLI… Read More
2018-04-13 23:57
That’s what my new landlord called me. That I’m a type A, overachieving genius. Okay, I added the “genius” part.
If only my landlord can see me now stripp… Read More
2018-04-03 16:43
My last post is the result of drinking two Titos cocktails.
After I drank them, I walked home and as soon as I got inside, I talked non-stop to my parents for two hours straight. Then… Read More
2018-03-31 06:13
Okay, It’s not that sad. I didn’t lose any limbs or anything like that.
I got sucked into YouTube last night and listened to a young girl who lost both her arms and legs fr… Read More
2018-03-19 19:54
I’m finally getting my taxes done. FINALLY.
Ugh, I’m in such a pissy mood. I’m at Main Street Cafe and two guys are sitting next to me with their phones out and… Read More
2018-03-14 20:32
Today is Wednesday. On Monday, I had insomnia. I had insomnia by drinking one small bottle of Starbucks mocha latte, an impulse buy from Stop & Shop.
When I have insomnia, my… Read More
2018-03-09 05:14
My first APA game, I went up against a lovable old man. I didn’t want to beat him. I thought I’d “go easy on him”. But in the end, he ended up beati… Read More
2018-03-06 18:44
Science, to me, is spiritual. It’s philosophical. It’s some crazy shit is what it is.
Think about it.
Let’s look at earth for what it really is. I mean re… Read More
2018-03-05 05:29
I had a nice evening planned last Friday. One where I’d be able to unite one friend group with another, forming a new bridge of connections and loveliness. But then Adonis… Read More
2018-02-22 19:15
I love to play pool. I absolutely LOVE it beyond measure. After decades of saying I’m going to join a league, I finally did after meeting some old friends out during one of… Read More
2018-02-20 16:13
That’s all anyone ever cares about. What’s happening here and now.
I’m not saying all of us are living in the present moment. Immediate Moment and Present Momen… Read More
2018-02-13 05:45
I just woke up from a lucid dream while laying on my PEMF mat.
I haven’t laid on this thing since it made me puke last week.
I wasn’t even tired today but as soon as I laid down… Read More
2018-02-05 19:29
I’ve been laying on my PEMF mat whenever I get home.
The PEMF, ION and Photon functions all have separate automatic shut-off’s, so after 20-minutes, I reset them all by turning t… Read More
2018-02-01 06:00
I’m laying on an $850 dollar PEMF mat made out of a bunch of small semi-precious stones. 27 pounds worth of semi-preciousness and 6 more pounds of technical equipment that I can… Read More
2018-01-31 06:12
I don’t have a stupid heart condition, I have an addiction to my goddamned electric cigarette is what it is! My heart always feels constricted at night, when I lay in bed and vap… Read More
2018-01-28 00:26
A few days ago I wrote about waking up in the middle of the night with a feeling that a diamond replaced my heart.
Yeah well, as it turns out – I think it’s a freaking heart cond… Read More
2018-01-22 23:40
Not many people know about 18-9. They don’t know what it means, what it symbolizes. I just learned about it myself today while googling “what is my destiny?”
I… Read More
2018-01-15 04:02
That’s the name of my new business, Sound Alchemy. Sounds cool, right?
There’s a place in Wallingford that sells all organic vegan food called Pure Alchemy and that’s… Read More
2018-01-13 06:42
I wrote out a business plan when I first opened up shop. I somehow accomplished all the phases of my business plan after years of struggle. I did everything that I set out to do… Read More
2018-01-12 15:10
I wrote a post years ago about the significance of the number 118 and how it crops up everywhere in my life. Well, today my great nephew was born and I topped off my lawyer’s ret… Read More
2018-01-10 02:54
I’m approaching my 8 year anniversary of my blog. I’ve been writing this shit for 8 freaking years.
I was 29 when I wrote my first post. Now, when I look back on it… Read More
2018-01-08 03:29
I fucking hate winter.
I’m nearly 38 years old and each time winter rolls around, it catches me off-guard like a punch to the gut.
Me thinking – “How did I forget how much… Read More
2017-12-31 22:46
I don’t believe in inventions. I believe in discoveries. You can’t create something that’s already there. Basically what I’m saying is that you can put together th… Read More
2017-12-31 05:17
Today was brutal.
I don’t know what made me want to finish writing my last post at 4 in the morning today. It’s not like I had anything important to say.
I got home so late… Read More
2017-12-28 20:54
I played my video game on Christmas day. Boy, did I play. From sun-up to sun-down, I couldn’t stop. My brother, my niece, and her boyfriend all came over for dinner a… Read More
2017-12-25 06:19
I slept the entire day. It’s 8:30 at night and I want to sleep again. I should’ve went to work to sell gift certificates, but I couldn’t move. I’m h… Read More
2017-12-23 08:35
God Damn. God damn Melanie. Oh Melanie…..
I totally made out with my friends brother tonight. Not just any friend, it was a close friend. Someone I knew since… Read More
2017-12-20 05:57
I’m back to enjoying Netflix and living my small quiet life again. All it took was a few days at work massaging people to make me want to crawl back into my den away from reality… Read More
2017-12-17 17:44
I walked across Spain for the second time in my life for one reason and one reason only: To lose weight. Even more specifically than that, I walked across Spain with the intensio… Read More
2017-12-14 03:25
It started on the 9th. On the plane ride home from La Paz. And now it’s the 13th. Five days! I’ve had this thing inside me for five mother fucking freakin… Read More
2017-12-11 07:16
After our 7 day retreat in Peru, Hana and I decided to go to Bolivia because, well, why not? Honestly it was all Hana’s decision and she made her angry face when I acted hesitant… Read More
2017-11-30 02:44
I haven’t eaten anything all day. It’s 6pm and I taken a short 2 hour nap.
Today we hopped in a van and embarked to the retreat center where we had an introduction ceremony invol… Read More
2017-11-25 03:09
My head hurts.
Where should I start? I want to write but I’m so tired and suffering from slight altitude sickness. I’m about to eat some Korean porridge from an authentic Korean… Read More
2017-11-23 23:00
There was absolutely no traffic what-so-ever. None, zero. I arrived 3 hours early for my flight like a dork.
But you want to hear the funny part? This plane, Jet Blue, is taking me to JFK! J… Read More
2017-11-22 15:09
But not for long.
I’m still so freaking tired. Still! I slept my ass off last night and the night before, but my eyes invariably want to close.
I fell asleep at 9PM last ni… Read More
2017-11-20 17:48
I’m so freaking tired and hungover. I’m in a daze. A dazzled lame state of exhaustion.
Yesterday I was right. Janett wanted to go out. As soon as I arrive… Read More
2017-11-18 08:52
Day 35 we woke up late per usual on Hana’s schedule. I stopped caring how late we wake up due to Santiago being in arms reach. We started our walk at 1pm. 1PM! … Read More
2017-11-14 20:53
Only two more days. Two! One and then a two. Dos as the Spanish say.
I’m freezing. My bra and shirt are soaked through and I’m shivering under a blanket i… Read More
2017-11-13 22:21
I’m trying really hard to post everyday but it gets confusing. Have I posted today yet? Shit, I don’t know.
Today we reunited with fellow pilgrims we haven’t se… Read More
2017-11-12 16:45
The German man who shared our room last night is so good looking that I couldn’t look directly at him without staring.
He was wearing nothing but his underwear and my eyes… Read More
2017-11-11 17:58
I feel like shit. We drank so freaking much yesterday. The bartender hooked us up with drinks all night.
We gotta walk.
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We are now in Saria at an albergue sharing a… Read More
2017-11-10 18:14
I apparently didn’t plan my pants very well. I bought a pair of black and grey camo pants from Cabellas on the Clarence rack for 8 USD. A steal, right?
Yeah well, they&rsqu&hell…Read More
2017-11-10 11:26
I feel so much better! I went to sleep at 9:30 and woke up at 8:30. I feel amazing today. No more crabbiness. Poof, gone. Just like that.
But that’s not t… Read More
2017-11-10 11:25
I’m crabby today. Just really exhausted. I need a REALLY good nights sleep to feel like myself again. I’m glad we’re staying in a private room at least. … Read More
2017-11-07 20:06
Holy shit it’s day 27!
I can’t believe it’s almost the end. I can’t freaking believe it!! According to my guide book, we are still on the 25th stage. &nbs&hell…Read More
2017-11-06 21:23
We’re going to attempt to climb the big mountain today. The one where you place your stone atop a mass of other pilgrims stones.
I remember this hike from last time and it was lo… Read More
2017-11-04 21:21
I kinda miss meeting other pilgrims at albergues and sharing meals together.
I think I’ve been with Hanna for a week now and we’ve met no one. It’s just u… Read More
2017-11-02 21:41
We went to a museum, ate a lot of food. Drank a bunch. I ran into two pilgrims that I knew. It was a rest day.
We are back at the hotel watching Big Bang theory drinking Ma… Read More
2017-11-01 21:51
We taken a train to León. 6 Euros and 32 minutes later, we are here in a splendid hotel watching the Simpsons and drinking San Miguel. And tomorrow we’ll have a rela… Read More
2017-10-31 23:52
We took a wrong turn. It was super late, the sun went down and we ended up stranded at an albergue that had no hot water. I said we should go on ahead to the next town via taxi (becaus… Read More
2017-10-31 12:52
I’m drunk on the Camino. What else is new.
Today we walked 37.5 kilometers no problem.
We lost our packs at one point, long story, but the man from the last albergue… Read More
2017-10-29 19:26
We didn’t walk far at all today. Both of us weren’t feeling it. Last night we had a choice to either stay at a shitty albergue or pay $20 extra for a hotel. &nb&hell…Read More
2017-10-29 08:32
We’re taking a break on a bench in the Provincial de Palencia.
I don’t have as much free time to write as I did before now that Hanna is here with me.
Last night we… Read More
2017-10-28 05:21
Whelp, I met a new best friend. The Korean girl, Hanna. We’re walking together and planning to stop at the same places along the way. We’re even getting private… Read More
2017-10-26 21:11
I totally taken a taxi here. I did NOT want to tamp through the streets of Burgos on hard pavement with my already dilapidated feet only to transition into the boring wastelands of oat… Read More
2017-10-25 16:36
I slept for about 9 hours last night. I’m sitting on a bench in Anapuerca headed to Burgos.
I splurged on a private room in Burgos which I already booked on booking.com. $4… Read More
2017-10-24 18:01
I’m at a monestery with no WIFI so I can’t publish this post until tomorrow.
I miss hotels. Hotels are a gift from god that gives to the rich. When was my magic bath?… Read More
2017-10-22 19:28
Whelp today kicked my ass. Last night I ate cup of noodle soup for dinner. This morning I ate cup of noodle again and a small sandwich for lunch. I was running on zero calo… Read More
2017-10-21 18:06
I’m at a municipal albergue with about 15 or so people. I washed my clothes and taken a shower in a uni-sex bathroom. I bought a tangerine and cup of noodle soup at the min… Read More
2017-10-21 07:16
I’m still at the hotel from yesterday. I don’t want to leave. I’m eating breakfast downstairs in the lobby.
It turns out I have a lot less money than I thought… Read More
2017-10-20 14:17
I was going to shoot a video today but I completely forgot. Plus I still have 2 videos I haven’t uploaded yet. They’re actually a huge pain to upload.
Yesterday I wal… Read More
2017-10-17 18:29
I’ve been walking the Camino for a week now and It feels like I’ve gotten nowhere.
I stopped today at Estella, a full two days behind schedule. I’m not in… Read More
2017-10-16 18:26
I didn’t get far today. 5 miles at best. Each step felt like someone was standing behind me with a knife, slashing away at both my Achilles’ tendons. With each step.
With each… Read More
2017-10-15 16:14
I posted a couple videos on YouTube. It’s easier to do YouTube than WordPress.
But let me just tell you how thankful I am for my blog.
I have a horrible memory. The… Read More
2017-10-10 16:55
I’m going to attempt to post a video of St Jean Pied De Porte. It’s easier keeping a video blog rather than type everything on my iPhone.
Ugh, it&rsq&hell…Read More
2017-10-06 04:25
I leave for my trip in T minus 4 days.
My mind is in shambles. I’m laying here in bed – so unbelievably fucking comfortable you have no idea. I’m warm, I’… Read More
2017-09-09 16:07
It’s a beautiful Saturday at my homestead here in CT. It’s exactly 12 noon and I just woke up via text which is the way I wake up most days (texts before noon don’t r… Read More
2017-09-05 21:37
I had to buy a new pair of hiking boots goddammit. Apparently I lost my arch from the last time I hiked the Camino and now my toes hit against the front of my boots. If I walked… Read More
2017-08-30 17:22
I got home yesterday from a weekend bachelorette party. Only one of us threw up, so it wasn’t anything too crazy but still, it was the best time ever. I want everyday to be… Read More
2017-08-15 16:46
The last time I walked the Camino, I cried on my first day. That’s how hard it was. The first day especially.
The 10th day was the hardest. On the 10th day, I hit the… Read More
2017-08-13 05:39
People constantly complain about Millennials not wanting to work but still expecting everything to be handed to them. I never suspected I was one of these people until last night.
I do… Read More
2017-08-05 04:13
I hardly work, but I still find myself busy every stinking hot sticky day of the week. I woke up a few days ago and decided I needed to start a food truck business as soon as possible… Read More
2017-07-20 01:19
I thought this map was pretty cool. You can check it out here Read More
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