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A humorous blog about life in the south and surviving with a cast of characters I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I realized yesterday that I am older than some of the women I thought years ago to be ancient. I'm not sure if that is more frightening or more sobering. Thinking back on it, if I thought so… Read More
I need to purge. I have too much stuff. As I have said before, my stuff has stuff. As a southerner I am cursed with the idea we are the keepers of our past, as in the "past" 3 generations. S… Read More
 For something that is supposed be enjoyable and a stress reliever, art can be a pain in the ass. In my mind I envision a painting - the colors, the size, the design. At my table I asse… Read More
Yes, I am blue.  Well, it's more like I am blue about one of my blues.As children we all learned ROYGBIV (Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet). And if one is sticking t… Read More
 I don't think so. However, there is a lady in Indiana who must be under that illusion.As many of you know, I have an Etsy shop that started as a store front for my photography. These d… Read More
 Do you remember where you were on this day in 1978? I certainly do. On this morning, 44 years ago, I was arriving at South West Louisiana State University in Lafayette, Louisiana… Read More
 Not that I ever even dare to think I am remotely close to one of the Masters, I often wonder if all painters face similar challenges. Did Da Vinci attempt to paint a "Geovanna" or a "B… Read More
 All of us studied the US Civil War that started in 1861 - when our great democratic experiment was truly tested. After 4 bloody years and the loss of 620,000 souls, the country had sur… Read More
I awoke yesterday and found myself in something akin to a Steven King movie, just without the popcorn, the large Diet Coke, and an Exit door. Meanwhile my pups were jumping about on the bed… Read More
 I'm not old. I'm young at heart. You're as young as you feel.Who said anything about feelings? Certainly that is a reference to a state of mind not the physical state of my body. I can… Read More
 Sometimes I have great expectations of my ability. I have always been optimistic, which has served me well until now.When I paint, I never know exactly what is going to be the final pr… Read More
 . . . for me, not so much. Last night I finished a small (8x8) painting that I was very happy with. Then this morning as I was looking over the piece, I saw a small, minute, minuscule… Read More
As Boz Scaggs (for you children of the 70's) so famously said, "Danger, there's breakdown dead ahead."Isn't everyone entitled to a nervous breakdown every once in a while? Now southern wome… Read More
 My dear mother had many sayings. Some I had heard before, some made sense, a few were funny, and there were also some head scratchers.She commented once, referring to a handsome man, t… Read More
 I hate to be late.  I am forgiving to others who are late. That is unless their tardiness delays my being at a particular place at a particular time for a particular reason - such… Read More
 One reads about artists and their inspirations, their muses. Sometimes it is just sitting in front of the canvas and letting my imagination flow. Other times, I have an idea I hope I c… Read More
 I often feel as if I am having a 'low energy day'. This can be due to bad karma, lack of sleep, or just plain laziness. But, in truth, in addition to my PF Flyers (which gave me energy… Read More
For loyal readers, bare with me, this tale was published 9 years ago. However, a new reader was curious about my mother so I thought I would share this. As I have said before, a young woman'… Read More
 My mother was always quick to give advice. Well, I say 'advice', it was more 'guidance' to ensure that I grew up as a proper southern lady and did not do anything to sully the family's… Read More
 Looking in my closet this morning, I pulled out a green sweater, one of my favorites. When I put it on the bed next to the pair of pants I had chosen, I wondered why I hadn't worn the… Read More
 Oh, snow!! Such a novelty down here. So much so that we are clueless as to what to do. The world may as well come to an end when the weather prediction is snow. The children are thrill… Read More
 OMG... The world is going to end. Armageddon is in sight. The weather prediction for this coming weekend is snow (and ice). Say it’s not so!The TV program I was watching was inte… Read More
 Part of a new year, is a new look on life. I happened upon a documentary on minimalism. This was a true "Ah Ha" moment for me. That's what I needed - to simplify my life. There ar… Read More
 Traditionally commercials after New Year's are about diets, exercise equipment, and vacations in the Caribbean.I can remember years ago just after Christmas, Talbots would send out the… Read More
The Fascination With Follies
 Of all things British, 2 things (as my Mother would say) slay me - follies and fascinators . fol·ly/ˈfälē/a costly ornamental building with no practical purp… Read More
On the 12th Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to me, Twelve Drummers Drumming - the 12 doctrines of the Apostles Creed. re·gift/rēˈɡift/verb - to give (a gi… Read More
The 10th Day of Christmas. The number 10 referring to the Ten Commandments.I've come to the conclusion that it doesn't take imagination or creativity to be successful in the food world. It i… Read More
 9 Ladies Dancing represent the nine Fruits of the Holy Spirit found in Galations 5:22-23. The fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, generosity, faithfulness… Read More
Who would have thought that 8 Maids a Milking would refer to the Beatitudes from the Book of Matthew? Not me, but then I was clueless about the gifts of the first 6 days of Christmas.Today w… Read More
On to the 7th Day of Christmas which is represented by 7 Swans A-swimming. This was seen as the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit, the seven sacraments: Baptism, Confirmation, Eucharist, Reconc… Read More
We move on to the 6th Day of Christmas and "Six Geese A-Laying". Six refers to the number of days of creation before God's rest on the seventh day.  The eggs represent creation its… Read More
I can now take a deep breath and relax. Well, that is before I begin the onerous task of taking down the tree, changing the wreath on the front door (only if I can find my winter wreath to r… Read More
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5 Golden Rings. First of all, the "Rings" are not jewelry one wears on their hand, rather it refers to the yellow bands around the necks… Read More
More fowl? Seriously? Yes, but we have been wrong all these years. It is not a "Calling" bird, rather it is a "Collie" or "Colly" bird. This refers to a black bird. In Theological terms the… Read More
I await my French Hens (it being the third day of Christmas).  Research says that the "Three" represents Faith, Hope, and Love".  But I digress.However, no one ever stated in the s… Read More
Einstein once said that insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. That said I am certifiably insane, with the crown, the sash, and the apron (in this c… Read More
 There are some times I just want to yell, "Stop the Weihnachtspyramide (aka Christmas carousel), I want to get off." This is one time of year I feel that way. Christmas Day is fast app… Read More
 Damn! We are facing another lock down. Just for the record I have had both of my vaccinations and my booster (more than a month ago). I am very confident should I get the dreaded Omicr… Read More
Like many families ours has a fruitcake recipe that has been passed down over the years. Every family has that "Great Aunt Penelope's Fruitcake" recipe that is supposed to produce the only t… Read More
Contined from yesterday:    Though true fruitcake aficionados argue over exactly how long you should be marinating your fruitcake in the fridge, The Spruce says that “it… Read More
Ah the lowly fruitcake- the butt of many jokes It is seen as the Christmas gift one only gives to someone they either care nothing about or can think of no other appropriate gift.  All… Read More
 The holidays are here and Christmas is right around the corner. If the past week is a sign of what's to come between now and the 25th, it doesn't look good for the home team. So far Ip… Read More
My Past In Faded Kodachrome
 A week or so ago I came upon an old album containing photos of my beloved High Acres. Some of the pictures date as far back as 1974 - hard to believe that is 47 years ago. They recount… Read More
A World Away On My Morning Walk
 Each morning I awake at 5:30. Shortly there after the pups and are out on our constitutional. It is always dark and these days can be quite chilly. The temperatures can vary from 32 to… Read More

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