If the phrase“But I’m an artist” were an acceptable thing to say to people and could keep me out of jail, oh the things I would do. For beginners, Urah would have lunches n… Read More
Ethan and I went to see David Sedaris at the Hult Center. He is just as charming and enthusiastic about turds as he can be. After the show, we waited in line to meet him and have him sign ou… Read More
One of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen in my life was my stepdad chasing two ponies down the freeway. The ponies, Shadow and Blackie, were bequeathed to us from a couple my paren… Read More
Recently I was taken aback when a random woman apologized to me. “I hope you don’t mind my missing teeth,” she said. Actually, she wasn’t that random. The Texan mothe… Read More
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