2016-03-19 18:53
BuzzFeed's ultimate “purity test” for the modern age. (NSFW)Sounds about right. How about you?What’s Your Sex Number? Read More
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Tell-all blog about dating ... well, tell-most ... tell-some ... regardless, it's TMI.
2016-03-19 18:53
She saw Her and realized a few things.First, she realized the obvious as stated by "Samantha," the OS in the movie: "The past is just a story we tell ourselves." She already knew this, but b… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Have you heard of this Coke Zero: Sweater Generator thingy? Well, I've created an ugly Xmas sweater that I'm calling "Epic Battles" -- it pits dolphin against robots, unicorn against ninjas… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Over on that Facebook thingy, a friend of mine played one of those old numbers games -- "tell X number of things about yourself, and pass it along -- so I played along. I was given the numbe… Read More
2015-04-06 05:57
I began blogging over a decade ago in my mid-thirties after a breakup left me questioning the intimate details of relationships and the absurdity dating. It served as an emotional outlet for… Read More
2015-03-11 22:31
"S"For both of them, it was their year of turning 42 -- y'know, the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything. They met online via a social site, and although they… Read More
2015-03-11 02:48
A month ago, I was nervously sitting in the midst of an awkward situation, the all-encompassing power of which left me not knowing how to act anymore. I was on a first date."Don't be familia… Read More
2015-03-11 02:32
The answer is, "I haven't a clue."Also, I am going on record to officially admit that I do not know a thing about dating, relationships, chemistry, kissing, love, sex, or other stuff that I… Read More
2013-10-11 04:44
I guess I still have an imaginary boyfriend.But it's not all it's cracked up to be. Read More
2013-09-12 13:46
I just realized something... I run like Robin trying desperately to keep up with Batman.Since I last wrote -- *GASP!* -- six weeks ago, I've amazingly continued running.Yes, it's still more… Read More
2013-07-30 23:49
I'm a runner.Let me rephrase that.I'm a "please don't die"-er. And I'm a "just make it to that next curve"-er. And I'm also an "ow, ow, ow, ow, holy crap, ow"-er. And somewhere in there, I'v… Read More
2013-07-19 12:17
*swoon*Kisses on the hand.Silly little notes to make her laugh. Just because.Love letters that arrive mail that punctuate what is cherished most about her.Reminders of her found while surfin… Read More
2013-06-06 08:16
Sometimes I think I shop late at night for the same reason that I used to go on ill-fitting dates: for the stories.So I'm standing in line at the (super giant chain) grocery store, and a guy… Read More
2013-05-07 11:25
Don't get me wrong. Lemonade is pretty good. It can even be great, especially on a hot day. But lemonade with vodka mixed in? That's a whole different happy fun time, am I right? No, th… Read More
2013-05-06 23:40
UNDER CONSTRUCTION: PARDON OUR DUST!I'm not even going to sugarcoat it, folks. I'll just be blunt...I've had a history of dating men who entertain dalliances and distractions that… Read More
2013-03-26 23:50
I have decided that it would be a great use of my time to plan and promote a huge event on Facebook, complete with location, bait (FREE ALCOHOL, BACON, AND KITTENS!), and constant updates ab… Read More
2013-01-10 02:36
I may never never hit "publish" on another blog post again.No, really. I'm serious! This isn't writer's block.I'm writing stuff; I'm just not posting.This is writer's constipation Read More
2012-12-21 04:31
Tonight, tragedy hit this household. Or so it seemed. While removing the cover of a perfectly defrosted and completely untouched coconut cream pie that I'd bought for my birthday, the b… Read More
2012-12-04 05:03
2012-11-29 08:12
a.k.a. "My Vagina's Monologue"Is this thing on? Check one, two. Check! Check!Yes, okay. Hello. Hi. How is everyone on this lovely, and quite appropriately named "Full Beaver Moon" eveni… Read More
2012-11-20 13:01
Two weeks ago ...and damn, I should not have taken so long to write about this... something weird was up with my usually laid-back, nonchalant boyfriend. He got really, keenly intereste… Read More
2012-11-06 06:04
Earlier today, while listening to random songs that Spotify chose for me while my brain toiled away at spreadsheets and boring website data lists, a Tom Waits song came on that I hadn't list… Read More
2012-10-25 05:37
I'd like to take a break from writing about boyfriends and aging vaginas to talk about parenting. In particular, I want to address the issue of how to father a daughter ... and how it inevit… Read More
2012-10-19 00:20
Somehow my brain started rewriting a blog that I wrote exactly five years ago, but it didn't tell me that's what it was doing. No, instead it started cryptically like it always does … Read More
2012-09-18 13:02
One of my favorite stories that my grandmother used to tell is the one about how I was almost never born because it gave me a chance to really think how I almost became George Bailey for rea… Read More
2012-08-29 13:48
Why am I up at this time? Neil Young, that's why.Those who know me are aware that I regularly have a song stuck in my head. How they know this is that I subject them to the song by posting i… Read More
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