Get Even More Visitors To Your Blog, Upgrade To A Business Listing >>

April Fools SMS Collection For 2009

april_fools_day

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

I want to suck you… lick you…
wanna move my tongue all over you…
wanna feel you in my mouth…yep,
tat’s how u…eat an ice cream.
[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one,
then come to me, i’ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the……
train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,…..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions
[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”. U will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit. Coz liars go to hell.

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected] ….

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
——————————
Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

.

.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mag jayega

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

Congratulation!

Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected] . .

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

r u smiling now?

*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

[email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]!~~April Fools [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

The post April Fools SMS Collection For 2009 appeared first on Hindi SMS Shayari - Dil Ki Baat SMS Ke Saath.



This post first appeared on Hindi SMS Shayari - Dil Ki Baat SMS Ke SaathHindi, please read the originial post: here

Share the post

April Fools SMS Collection For 2009

×

Subscribe to Hindi Sms Shayari - Dil Ki Baat Sms Ke Saathhindi

Get updates delivered right to your inbox!

Thank you for your subscription

×