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Puppy biting and destroying things

Puppy biting and destroying things -

Ruff-ruff! Hello humans! I'm back! I was forced to write something for the blog because Renza human had to come up with new topics. Btw this is not a blog post on how to overcome puppy biting and destroying things. I like destruction and chaos so why fix it.

Renza human is trying to teach me not to bite people by making some weird crying noises and giving me something else to chew on besides human flesh. Is it working you ask? Well I prefer the flesh sooooo...

I also love destroying everything in my path. Who told them to leave their things where I can reach? Buffy and I destroyed his bed. The insides were all over the place. Renza human had to sew it together again. It took her half a day.

Now we can play with his bed again. I get on it and Buffy pulls me around. I know you're wondering what about my bed. Well it's for sleeping, not playing. Silly, silly humans.

Buffy and Fluffy -

I have puppy teeth and I need to bite things, so don't blame me. I love collecting rocks to chew on, but I need to hide them away in my bed underneath my blanket otherwise Renza human confiscates my rock collection.

I destroy their newspapers and make sure the roll of toilet paper that's always close by for some reason, gets ripped apart. It looks like snow. All white and snow like. Really pretttyyy.

Unfortunately my human Renza cleans it up after mumbling some words I don't understand. Then she says Buffy must play with me to keep me busy. Almost like he has a choice. I think he likes it when I pull his hair. Don't worry he won't miss a few.

Buffy and Fluffy -

I like chewing their shoes. I take Renza human's slippers off her feet then run away and hide where she can't get me. She's really slow and I'm just as fast as Buffy. There's a lot of shouting, but it just fuels me on. It's fun to see how she screams.

I think she's a bit nuts. She keeps saying I'm naughty. I thought my name was Fluffy. I think my human is a bit confused. Crazy and confused. Not a good combination.

She takes good care of me and gives me nice food and treats. She also cleans up my potty messes. I let her know I messed by making some funny noises. Like ringing a bell for a servant. My servant comes and cleans up. Oh that's after she says some weird sounding words.

Time to go humans. I see something that's still in one piece. Let me go fix that.


Author: Fluffy
Job: Doing puppy stuff
Future plans: World domination
Likes: Biting feet, hands and destroying everything in sight
Dislikes: Baths and being picked up

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