The Schlagerboys are writing to SVT to demand a re-edit of their fabulous Eurovision 2016 advert because, astonishingly, Electro Velvet seem to have been left out! This is an ABSOLUTE OUTRAGE!
Everyone knows that Electro Velvet would have won last year, except no one voted for them. However, if people had voted for the UK, we would have been at the top of the score board, and no mistake!
It's all very well showing clips of Austrian bloke in a hat with a piano on fire, and that dreary Estonian yawn fest, what the advert really needs is a couple in light up suits and blokes doing back-flips off stairs.
And shots of the Schlagerboys waving a flag in the audience wouldn't go amiss, either. Get editing NOW, Sweden!