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Cool Swaggy Whatsapp Status Quotes

  • WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….
  • In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is,… And Dad Knows What Boys Are….
  • I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me….
  • People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
  • I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
  • There are three sides to an argument ….my side ,your side and the right side.
  • Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…(cool whatsapp status)
  • “Dream” as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…
  • Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.
  • The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
  • Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
  • Never get on one knee for a girl who won’t get on two for you.
  • I am probably single….because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008.
  • In “Success” all depends on the second letter.(cool whatsapp status)
  • I Love My Country. It is The Government I’m Afraid Of!
  • I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced
  • Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.
  • Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
  • You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.
  • Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
  • The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
  • Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.
  • It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
  • Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!
    Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_
  • Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.(cool whatsapp status)
  • Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
  • I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
  • Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
  • When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
  • Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.
  • I don’t care what people think or say about me!..
  • I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
  • There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
  • Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then ,why aren’t you msg me!
  • Try to solve your problem yourself …Don’t Depend on other..!
  • Every people is a intelligent,When he work Hard!
  • Please don’t get confused between my my attitude & personality!( whatsapp status cool )
  • If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, ..It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
  • I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
  • Apni to bass ek hi wish hai…. Ser pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!
  • Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status !
  • ‘Work until you don’t have to ,introduce yourself ‘
  • Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
  • Nothing is over until you stop trying.
  • The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
  • I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME(cool whatsapp status)
  • I drink to make other people interesting.
  • My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder
  • Man And God Met Somewhere, Both Exclaimed: “My Creator!”
  • We Have Enough Gun Control. What We Need Is Idiot Control.(Cool Whatsapp Status)
  • The Trouble Is That You Think You’ve Time!If The Facts Don’T Fit The Theory, Change The Facts.
  • Very Painful Feeling In The World….Being Truly In Love With Someone & Still Being Single.
  • You May Not Be Perfect In Many Things…But..Many Things Cannot Be Perfect Without You.
  • A Little Boy Asked His Father, “Daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married?” Father Replied, “I Don’T Know Son, I’M Still Paying.
  • I Am Born To Express Not To Impress.
  • A TV Can Insult Your Intelligence, But Nothing Rubs It In Like A Computer.
  • I Stayed In A Really Old Hotel Last Night. They Sent Me A Wake-Up Letter.
  • Whenever A Tree Loses It’S Leaf A New Leaf Is Ready To To Take Its Place.(cool whatsapp status)
  • I Am A Good Boy With Lots Of Bad Habits.
  • He Has All Of The Virtues I Dislike And None Of The Vices I Admire.
  • Making A Million Friends Is Not A Miracle. The Miracle Is To Make A Friend Who Will Stand By You When Millions Are Against You.
  • Why Do Americans Choose From Just Two People To Run For President And 50 For Miss America?(Cool Whatsapp Status)

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