2016-03-19 18:53
Four long years have passed since my last post. I have been counting my bitter grudges and nurturing for a vengeful return. I am rearing for a fight and someone somewhere will pay and pay bi… Read More
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This is the essential guide to turning fourty and my attempts at reclaiming a lost decade and adjusting to another..
2016-03-19 18:53
In my middle-aged fugue, someone does me harm. Something uncorporeal is using me as its own private latrine for its dysenteric ways. Somebody without a telephone number or gonads that I can… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Suck a little too hard on a ciggie and you are bound to rent something in your throat. A little cough can rape you violently and a sneeze threatens to lop your head off. Loose a little slee… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Poking about my fogshrouded greybleary past, I have been casting anectodal glances at the deaths of my life. You know.. giving my stock of remembrance a bit of a stir... recounting the dead… Read More
2005-08-05 06:04
It is funny how the little things keep slipping away from you. Some loiter in the front garden of your memory gradually becoming invisible and shimmying out unnoticed through the gates of ob… Read More
2005-07-28 06:45
You have to admit. The collective display of synchornicity and creativity by God and his chum the Devil is quite astounding. Leave the poor fuckers alone for fourty years of their lives and… Read More
2005-07-27 09:22
So...the medley of forty-something ills, that so delightfully contrive to bugger you up, can be all bunched under the euphomism 'middle-aged'? Perhaps.. but I dont see anything too middle-no… Read More
2005-07-23 17:32
Oh..to loiter through life inconspicously. Without the dubious delight of the clouds parting for you with its customary cliche of deliverance and light.You live your life carelessly trespass… Read More
2005-07-22 06:20
Mephistopheles..heh... fucking brilliant!Has that spannered you some? Made you rush for an exit click?What is really gonna bake your noodle is whether:1. Mephistopheles exercises his evil by… Read More
2005-07-21 16:46
What if the devil was not the teethy, horny, forked tailed, boil suppurating, vermin, that we make him out to be. What if Mephistopheles descended upon earth in the shape of 'turning 40'? Y… Read More
2005-07-21 14:02
I do love running. It is my little vacation away from life, awash as it is at the moment with forty something mindcramps. There is a special quality about running. It whips me up quite bad… Read More
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2005-07-21 05:07
I have noticed lately that my nipples are aquiver. Drawing little caricatures in the gap between them and the garment that I religiously wear to hide my ignominy.There is a rubbery nature a… Read More
2005-07-21 03:33
Yup.. I am not quite the full dozen anymore. It is like this I guess. 40 years of all manner of abuse. You slip up you know. The world gets to you.One very odd thing is that I see all kinds… Read More
2005-07-20 10:19
My radio is picking up secrets. It whispers to me with an all knowing voice when I am not looking. It tells me things that I care not an iota for. It is a real bastard when you are being dic… Read More
2005-07-20 03:49
And so it passes that I gather enough courage to agree to a game of squash one fine evening not too long ago. It was a day when the air was dischargeheavy with energypopping contagion. Somet… Read More
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2005-07-18 13:42
And as if it isn't bad enough. It seems like the whole bloody world knows. And it is hunked down in rosaried prayer to get my dick in all sorts of dickworthy trouble. Check out the names bel… Read More
2005-07-18 11:26
It is awful. Apparently I have turned some kind of corner. Straight into hell. Twoscore and a bit years brings you around to this particular horror. When women scarce glance your way and whe… Read More
2005-07-17 10:31
I have been hitherto firmly sheltered under the delusion that if I ignore my age long enough it will sulk and leave the premises. This only works for as long as people around you allow you t… Read More
2005-07-16 05:21
So here I am, fourty something and buggered by a shocking array of large numb pricks of ageing consequence. And I cant even spell the effin number 40. It is not fourty you fuckwit.Turning fo… Read More
2005-07-15 17:47
Throaty-metal! My life unfurled briefly before me this afternoon, tickled to claustrophobic demeanour by the pinpricks of a metal bit in my throat. Tearstained and bloodrushed eyes gla… Read More
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