Happiness never decreases by being shared. ~ Buddha #Quote
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. ~ H. L. Mencken #Quote
The most basic of conservative principles is that if you reward bad behavior you get more of it. ~ Mark Steyn #Quote
The real hero is always a hero by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else. ~ Umberto Eco #Quote
Deliberation is a function of the many; action is the function of one. ~ Charles de Gaulle, War Memoirs, 1960 #Quote
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. ~ George Carlin #Quote
I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before. ~ Mitch Hedberg #Quote
The only valid censorship of ideas is the right of people not to listen. ~ Tommy Smothers #Quote
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. ~ Horace #Quote
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. ~ Mickey Mouse #Quote
Self-doubt is hard to deal with but it does keep our standards high. The worst art is made by people who think everything they do is great.
~ Via: http://www.raptitude.com/ #Quote
If you can't sleep 🛌, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep 🛌. ~ Dale Carnegie #Quote
Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. ~ Martin Luther King Jr #Quote
Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge. ~ Mark Twain #Quote #Quote
Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat 🐈, I say only that the cat 🐈 died nobly. ~ Arnold Edinborough #Quote
The time ⏳ you enjoy wasting is not wasted time ⏳. ~ Bertrand Russell #Quote
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time ⏳ I was too famous. ~ Robert Benchley #Quote
I am being frank about myself in this book 📖. I tell of my first mistake on page 850. ~ Henry Kissinger, of his memoirs #Quote
Love is like the wind 🌬, you can’t see it but you can feel it. ~ Nicholas Sparks #Quote
Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing. ~ Wernher von Braun #Quote
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. ~ Marston Bates #Quote
A man may be a fool and not know it -- but not if he is married. ~ H. L. Mencken #Quote
The taxing power is especially something after which the reformer's finger always itches. ~ William Graham Sumner #Quote
The bad news is time ⏳ flies. The good news is you’re the pilot. ~ Michael Althsuler #Quote
The world breaks everyone, and afterwards many are strong at the broken places. ~ Ernest Hemingway #Quote
Cursed is everyone who places his hope in man. ~ Saint Augustine #Quote
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table. ~ Max Beerbohm
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. ~ Oscar Ameringer #Quote
The only victories that have ever stuck were spiritual. ~ Martin H. Fischer #Quote
To know the height of a mountain 🏔, one must climb it. ~ Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827 #Quote
Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now. ~ Bob Dylan #Lyrics
We are born crying, live complaining, and die disappointed. ~ Attributed to Thomas Fuller #Quote
"He means well" is useless unless he does well. ~ Plautus #Quote
I ask for so little. And boy do I get it. ~ Dilbert (Scott Adams) #Quote
Have you ever been on a shrimp boat 🛥?
No, but I've been on a real big boat 🚢.
~ Forrest Gump #LinesFromMovies
Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. ~ Unknown #Quote
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller #Quote
It is no fault of Christianity that a hypocrite falls into sin. ~ Saint Jerome #Quote
It was no longer esteemed infamous for a Roman to survive his honour and independence. ~ Edward Gibbon #Quote
There are two days in the week about which and upon which I never worry... Yesterday and Tomorrow. ~ Robert Jones Burdette #Quote
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. ~ Georg Christoph Lichtenberg #Quote
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. ~ Arabic #Proverb
My Grandmother wouldn't even speak the word Democrat if there were children in the room, she'd say Bastards instead. ~ P. J. O'Rourke #Quote
[He] possessed that vehemence of speech, which seldom fails to impart the persuasion of the soul. ~ Edward Gibbon #Quote
You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can be survived in a way that once-requited love cannot. ~ John Green, Will Grayson #Quote
We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts. ~ Harold Nicholson #Quote
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. ~ Robert Tew #Quote
Imagination labors best in distant fields. ~ Mark Twain #Quote
A bank is a place that will lend you money 💰 if you can prove that you don’t need it. ~ Bob Hope #Quote
No man ever sank under the burden of the day. It is when tomorrow's burden is added to the burden of today that the weight is more than a man can bear. ~ George MacDonald #Quote
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. ~ Lao Tzu #Quote
There are times in life when there's absolutely nothing you can do, also known as a chance to relax. ~ Robert Brault #Quote
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. ~ Steven Weinberg #Quote
We begin to die at birth; the end flows from the beginning. ~ Marcus Manilius #Quote
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. ~ Thomas Jones #Quote
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. ~ J.K. Rowling #Quote
The great questions of our time ⏳ will be decided not by resolutions and majority votes, but by blood and iron. ~ Otto von Bismarck #Quote
Heroism consists of hanging on one minute longer. ~ Norwegian #Saying
Just because you're not a drummer, doesn't mean that you don't have to keep time ⏳. ~ Thelonious Monk #Quote
Money 💰 swore an oath that nobody who did not love it should ever have it. ~ Irish #Proverb
Our bodies are the burial grounds of dead time ⏳. ~ T.A. Sachs, in answer to William Habington "Time ⏳where didst thou those years inter, Which I have seene decease?" #Quote
I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it. ~ Maya Angelou #Quote
Failure to plan ahead on your part does not create an emergency on my part. ~ Steven Dutch #Quote
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t. ~ Erica Jong #Quote
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. ~ Arthur 'Bugs' Baer #Quote
It ain't over till it's over. ~ Yogi Berra (New York Yankees, 9-) #Quote
I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time ⏳. ~ Charlie Brown (Charles Schulz) #Quote
Beethoven can write music 🎶, thank God -- but he can do nothing else on earth 🌎. ~ Ludwig van Beethoven #Quote
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand. #CuriousTrivia
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times. ~ Mark Twain #Quote
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