From utterly peerless, to sheer sodomizing satire, Chris Yew reviews films, music and all the other crap we like to drive through our in-holes!

Terminator Salvation Army

2009-08-18 03:51

The fourth installment, like a never-ending loan payment, deals with John Connor (The Bale) in post-apocalyptic 2018. As we know -it feels firmly implanted like a nail in my skull- Connor is… Read More

Knowing Cage Likes To Do A Spot Of Disaster-Dogging. At Home He Predicts The Dead From A Mighty Tower.

2009-08-17 01:56

In Knowing, Nicolas Cage plays a teacher who stumbles upon terrifying predictions of the future...via an elementary school time capsule. Not being the type of guy to dismiss the ridiculousne… Read More

Ice Age 3- Dawn Of The CGI-Equivalent Of Barney The Dinosaur Shitting Himself On Stage, Falling Out Of His Costume And Spilling His Dark Materials

2009-08-13 01:30

Where do I begin with this movie, my first in a series of, what I hope are, pupil-dilating reviews. I’ll start with a picture, that should set the scene. Here we go:Ok...*deep sigh*… Read More

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Terminator Salvation Army

Knowing Cage Likes To Do A Spot Of Disaster-Dogging. At Home He Predicts The Dead From A Mighty Tower.

Ice Age 3- Dawn Of The CGI-Equivalent Of Barney The Dinosaur Shitting Himself On Stage, Falling Out Of His Costume And Spilling His Dark Materials

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