I have been a bit stuck recently, as you know I blame this entirely on a man called Derrick. But what I can’t blame him for is my own lack of preparation of my vehicle and equipment. A staggeringly idle oversight on my part meant I found myself completely immobilised by wet sticky mud a couple of weeks ago, simply packing the right equipment in my car would have got me and Derrick straight out and back on hard ground. I have learnt that lesson, and for most of you tackling a slow commute home after work, that is a lesson you will never have to learn yourself.
However, there are some of you who like me are stupid enough to find yourself in situations that anger wives, delight children and amuse you all weekend. In order to prevent any of you having to make the same mistake as me, I have compiled a useful Recovery Gear Essentials list. This is all stuff that after driving about off road for a little while you will eventually have to use, and if you come across anyone without it, you will be able to be smug and conceited about how well prepared you are.
Small note – the more smug you are about your equipment, the less friends you will have. In fact it’s best to never ever talk about equipment unless you find someone who is as boring as you. Just an observation.