Sometimes no matter how good you're being to your Skin, it gets restless just like the rest of us.

So despite upping your water intake, stepping up your cleansing game, applying water packs/masks/gels, your skin's still as rough as the Ann Coulter jokes at Rob Lowe's Comedy Central Roast.

That's why you're going to fall hard for Clearista Retexturizing Gel.

This at-home resurfacing solution gives your skin the vigorous deep-clean it so desperately needs, renewing your skin without any damage or irritation. In fact, this might feel like the gentlest scrub you're even done, and yet this patented gel gives you lasting results that you would have seen only with expensive and often painful procedures including dermabrasion, chemical peels and laser treatment.

I appreciate the simplicity - there's no appointments to make, complicated regime to follow, multiple products to purchase, or pages of instructions to try and decipher. Thank god. Because I am already behind schedule. There's just one tube of magic gel that you're going to fall head over heels for as soon as you try it, and it takes just seconds to apply, rinse off, and achieve enduring results.

You'd think that would be the best part.

It doesn't just work on your dry, dull, rough skin that's dragging its ass. It works on everything that's been driving you crazy from skin bumps on your arms/legs/bum/wherever to any rough patches, dark spots and even wrinkles! That's right, it works on those annoying signs of aging that your face and eye creams still haven't been able to tackle. And it works all over your body, so go ahead and get smooth from head to toe. No one ever has to know the road less traveled was ever a bumpy one...

Still thinking that Clearista Gel is like every other exfoliator you've tried? Think again. This skin-resurfacing solution doesn't just rid your skin of the old stuff on the surface, but thanks to a a patented formulation of surfactants and stabilizers, you get soft, clear, smooth, even, glowing skin that won't leave you with any redness or irritation (or having to stay indoors for hours until it calms down). Your skin will be so renewed, you will:

1. spend more time than usual in front of the mirror, trying to see if your eyes are playing a trick on you (they're not).
2. actually make people touch your face, because it's shocking how soft, smooth and youthful it is now (soo annoying to others, but you can't help yourself).