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Laluji Ek Mahina Obama Se English Sikhke Late. Ek Din Obama Ne Call Kia.
Obama – Hello
Laluji – Who Is Speaking?
Obama – Ham Sasura Obama Bol Raha Hun
Ek Admi Raat Ko Daru Pee Kar Ghar Lata Aur Darwaja Khat Khataya. Patni Ne Kafi Der Tak Darwaja Nehi Khola, Feer Patni Ne Gusse Se Kaha…
Patni – Kn Hai?
Pati – Khub Surat Ladki Keliye Phul Laya Hun
Patni Ne Khusi Se Darwaja Khol Ke Puchha Phul Kaha Hain?
Pati Andar Ghuste Hue Kaha – Khub Surat Ladki Kaha Hain
Ek Murga Tha. Bo Bahati Jiddi Tha Apne Mallik Ko Bahat Parisahan Karta Tha. Mallik Usse Tang Akar Murgi Ko Ek Tokei Mai Band Kar Diya. Murga Jiddi Tha To Bo Us Tokei Ke Pichhe Se Nikal Geya, Feer Mallik Ne Usko पिंजरे Mai बंद Kar Diya, Par Murga To Jiddi Tha To Woh Us पिंजरे Ke Pichhe Se Nikal Geya. Ab Mallik Ko Itna Gussa Aya Ki Usne Murgi Ko Mara, Pakaya Aur Kha Geya… Likin Murga To Jiddi Tha Esiliye….
Whatsapp Install Karne Ke Baad Pitaji Ne Beta Ko Messages Kiya…
Pitaji – Beta Ek Joke Bhej
Beta – Abhi Mai Padhai Kar Raha Hu, Thodi Der Mai Joke Send Karta Hun.
Pitaji – Mast Joke Tha Aur Bhej
Teacher Ne Student Ka Khana Sab Kha Liya Aur Bola – Beta Ghar Mai Mat Batana Ki Tumhara Khana Mene Khaya Hain.
Student – Nehi Sir Mai Ghar Mai Bata Dunga Ki Mera Khana Kutta Kha Geya…
Sharaab Ke Wajase Barbad Ho Chuka Ek Sharabi Ne Kabhi Daru Nehi पीने Ka Kasam Khaya Sharab Ke Khali बोतल Ko Fek Ne Laga
Fast बोतल Fek Ke Bola – Teri Wajase Mera Ghar Bika.
Second बोतल Fek Ke Bola – Teri Wajase Mera नौकरी Geya.
Third बोतल Fek Ke Bola Teri Wajase Meri Patni Ne Mujhe Chhod Kar Chali गयी।
4th बोतल Mai शराब Tha To Usne बोतल Ko Pakad Ke Bola – Tu Side Ho Ja, Tu बेकसूर Hai.
Ek Ladki Bahat Der Se Medical Store Par Khadi Thi. Dukan Mai Kafi Log Medicine Kharid Rehe The, Ladki Parisan Ho Kar इन्तेज़ार Kar Rahi Thi. Sabhi Logon Ke Janeke Ke Bad Ladki Ne Medicine Store Ke Pass Jakar Boli
Ladki – Bhai Saheb Meri Hone Wali Pati Ek Doctor Hain… Ye Unka Prem Patra Hai, Padh Kar Suna Do Piz…
Ladka (Ladki Se) – Jane Man, Es Dil Mai Aja Na
Ladki – Sandal Nikalu Kya?
Ladka – Pagli Yea Mandir Nehi Hai, Ese Hi Aja
Pappu – Tujhe Swimming Ati Hain?
Tappu – Nehi
Pappu – Tere Se Achha To Kutta Hai Jo Swimming Kar Sakta Hain
Tappu – Tujhe Ata Hain Kya?
Pappu – Hmm
Tappu – To Tujhme Aur Kutte Mai Kya Difference Hain?
Ek Ladki Ke Sadi Main Uska Purana Boyfriend Sajbhaj Kar Aya Tha. Ek Bachhe Ne Usko Dekh Kar Puchha…
Bachha – Kya Ap Dullha Ho?
Ladki Ka Purana Boyfriend – Nehi Mai Semifinal Mai Bahar Hogeya Tha, Ab Final Dekhne Aya Hu.
Girlfriend – Abhi Mujhe Touch Mat Karo, Sadi Ke Bad Jo Karna Hai Kar Lena
Boyfriend – Thik Hai, Jab Teri Saddi Ho Jaye To Mujhe Call Kar Lena.
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Wife – Jara Kichen Se Namak Le Ana
Husband – Yaha To Namak Nehi Hain
Wife – Tum To Ho Hi Andhe, Kam Chor Ho, Ek Kam Dhang Se Nehi Hota Tumse, Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Tumhe Nehi Milega, Esiliye Mene Pehele Se Hi Namak Le Ayi Thi
Ek Khargosh Roz Ek Lohar Ke Pass Ata Hain Aur Puchh Ta Hain Gajar Hai Kya? Lohar Mana Kar Deta Hain, Feer Bhi Dusre Din Khargosh Ata Hai Aur Puchhta Hai Gajar Hai Kya? Lohar Feer Se Mana Karta Hain, Ese Hi Bahat Din Hota Hain. Ek Din Lohar Ko Gussa Ata Hain, Jese Hi Khargosh Ake Puchhta Hai Gajar He Kya? Lohar Apne Hammer Se Uska Dant Tod Deta Hain. Agle Din Feer Se Khargosh Ata Hai Aur Puchhta Hai Gajar Ka Juice He Kya?
Panti – Apne Bola Tha Ap Bina Karan Sarab Nehi Peeyenge
Pati – Karan He Na… Diwali A Rahi Hain Rocket Chalane Keliye Bottle Chahiye.
Aj Mene 2 Kasam Khaya Hain… Pehela Kisibhi Parayi Ladki Par Najar Nehi Dalunga… Dusri, Kisibhi Ladki Ko Paraya Nehi Samajhunga.
3 Dost Ek Uchhi Building Ke 100 Bi Manjil Par Rahete The. Ek Din Jab Wo Raat Ko Kam Se Ghar Late To Woh Dekhte Hain Ki Upar Jane Wali Lift Kharap Ho Chuka Hain. To Woh 3 Dost Sidise Janeka Faisala Kiye.
Ek Dost Ne 50 Manjil Tak Ek Romantic Movie Ki Kahani Sunayi Feer Dusre Dost Ne Ek Action Story Sunaya Kahani Sunte Sunte Woh 3 Dost Bahati Muskil Se 99 Manjil Tak Pahanch Geye.
Ab 3rd Friend Ne Ek Line Kaha, Un Tino Ke Akhn Me Pani Ageya. Usne Bola Ki Mai Key Car Mai Hi Bhul Aya.
Santa – Yaar Meri Biwi Hamisha Sidiya Lane Ko Keheti Hain, Kal Kahatha Aur Aj Bhi Keherahi Hain.
Banta – Ajib Baat Hai Yaar, Etni Sidio Ka Wo Karti Kya Hai?
Santa – Pata Nehi Yaar Mene Kabhi Usko Kharid Ke Nehi Di He
Dentist – Apka Dant Nikalna Padega.
Pappu – Kitne Paise Lagenge?
Dentist – 200 रुपया
Paapu – Yah Lo 50 Rupee Aur Mera Dant Thoda Dhila Kardo Me Khud Hi Nikal Lunga
Doctor – Mubarak Ho, Apke Ghar Ladka Paida Hua Hain
Santa – Yeh To Kamal Ki Technology Hain, Biwi Meri Hospital Mai Hai, Aur Ladka Ghar Pe Paida Ho Geya.
Wife Ne Sarab Pee Ke Thodi Der Baad Puchha Kan Hai?
Husband – Pagal Ho Geyi Ho? Apne Husband Ko Bhul Geyi?
Wife – Nasha Har Gam Bhula Deti Hain Bhai Saheb
Doctor – Apka Wajan Kitna Hain?
Santa – Chasme Ke Sathh 78 Kilo
Doctor – Aur Bina Chasma Ke?
Santa – Woh Chasme Ke Bina Mujhe Kuchh Dikhta Nehi Hain.
Teacher (Kitab Kholkar) – To Bachho Kal Mai Kaha Thi?
Pappu – Mam Ap Kal Match Sir Ke Sathh Golgappe Kha Rahi Thi
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