2016-03-19 18:53
...more recalls on the news. How about we stop buying shit that says, "made in China?" Just a thought Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
My tire was thumping.I thought it was flatWhen I looked at the tire...I noticed your cat.Sorry!Heard your wife left you,How upset you must be.But don't fret about it...She moved in with meLo… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
SONNET 4Unthrifty loveliness, why dost thou spendUpon thyself thy beauty's legacy?Nature's bequest gives nothing but doth lend,And being frank she lends to those are free.Then, beauteous nig… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
To let everyone know I am still doing the readers appritiation week. I will have a big post tomorrow for everyone. LOL, I got tired of sticking a couple in here and there.I haven't had any h… Read More
2005-08-17 21:38
Never sniff a man's boxers to check if they need to be washed. If it's on the floor throw it in the laundry basket Read More
2005-08-17 04:13
Jammin' out to John Mayer! You guys are lucky. I was very tempted to post me singing to him today. Thank God I came to my senses!And I don't know where you went when you left me butSays here… Read More
2005-08-17 04:12
I want one. The Rogue Wit said okay but, being that I take care of the money and budget...I'll be buying myself one, with his money. Ah, some times being a woman is awesome...AWESOME!I'm add… Read More
2005-08-16 20:05
Take the quiz: "Which Holy Grail Character Are You?"ZootOh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all betw… Read More
2005-08-16 19:43
"A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these grea… Read More
2005-08-16 05:06
Moments are like rain drops landing in a stream.As you have now read that, so have you lost another moment of your life…I will be taking my sweet, precious, innocent baby girl to scho… Read More
2005-08-15 14:47
"I wish it was Sunday, 'cause that's my fun day..." -sorry, lolUGH!I woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning but, then my little boy hopped up on me and gave me a big kiss."Wake up Mam… Read More
2005-08-14 17:42
“Go away Daddy, I’m talking to my ‘baby’s Daddy.’”My daughter is so funny. Let me just say that she’s already got herself a boyfriend and when she… Read More
2005-08-12 18:50
Yes, I'm in love...All over again.With whom?Rogue Wit!Last night after I had been stressing and obsessing over things I don't really need to worry about (breath), my husband was joking aroun… Read More
2005-08-12 16:42
As I look into my crystal ball I see...Some stank man feet in the weekend forecast. Dang man, scrub that shit off!Seek some guidance from your friendly (or overly friendly) Geminis around Sa… Read More
2005-08-11 03:51
My daughter's teacher called today.No, she's not started school yet. She doesn't start until Tuesday the 16th. I will not cry until I return home from dropping her off. Then I will drive ho… Read More
2005-08-10 16:52
Yesterday I realized I had to get my school books for this semester. Well, it’s really a lot of trouble when one only has one car in a two car family. Rogue Wit was kind enough to wast… Read More
2005-08-09 16:32
We went to a birthday party last night for a 6 and an 8 year old. God, there were like 6 kids there!Dang it, too many children. My son was overwhelmed by it all. He's kinda anti-social.Any… Read More
2005-08-08 02:46
Coming home from Tracy’s Sunday afternoon I just missed a good 20 minute down poor. I love the rain and so far all of the good rains the last two months have missed us every time. I w… Read More
2005-08-07 21:15
I know it's wrong but, I just couldn't help myself.I had to share this; it made me giggle.Hope your weekend is going great!Yeah, it's very wrong but, I blame Ho and his bad influence on me… Read More
2005-08-06 15:14
My Mother-in-law is doing better. They kept her over night to make sure she was okay. We're going to drop by and check on her later this afternoon/evening. That's as exciting as I'm gettin… Read More
2005-08-05 17:22
No astrology today. The crystal ball is on the Fritz. So instead, I'm going to do the forecast:It will rain, be sunny, be humid, be hot, and there will be some wind in the states today. ...b… Read More
2005-08-04 16:48
Don't wish it awayDon't look at it like it's foreverBetween you and meI could honestly sayThat things can only get better*And while I'm awayDust out the demons insideAnd it won't be longBefo… Read More
2005-08-04 14:33
2005-08-03 17:40
20 things I lie about1) My hair color. I’m blonde, but I like to pretend to be a red-head sometimes.2) Giving head. I never admit to it…SHIT, I guess I just did. Damn!3) Buying… Read More
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