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2019-06-07 14:20
John hoisted his beer mug and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He told his… Read More
2014-06-18 17:13
An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar, Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography, Geology and Criminology?The boat guy said "no l don't know any of these". The tourist then… Read More
2012-07-18 06:40
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.The judge says, 'You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you… Read More
2012-03-08 12:20
A little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God s… Read More
2012-02-21 11:03
Man : Habari ya nyina wa KamauWoman : *sneers* Mzuri. Wapi Maua?Man : Ati maua?Woman : *Slap* Kwani nimesema OMO?Man : Sasa ni nini nyina wa Kamau?... Woman : Nimekuuliza wapi maua… Read More
2012-01-27 08:38
A Kenyan is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee, croissant; toast, butter, jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation:-Americ… Read More
2012-01-18 10:08
AKINYI: hello, shiko i think my husband is cheating on me SHIKO: why do u think so? whats his name and what does he do? AKINYI: his name is Ombewa, he is a pharmacist at umoja and i found sw… Read More
2012-01-06 12:00
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day.All the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks,so I… Read More
2012-01-06 11:57
2012-01-06 11:53
Barrack Obama is not the first famous Luo to have made it in the US , but he might be the only one who retained his Kenyan name while many others Americanized theirs. Here is a sam… Read More
2012-01-05 06:25
For those of you wenye mlipitwa nayo,a nyt cracker 0.oocampo writes on Mwai kibaki"s wall on fb (nairobi styro)*Luis Moreno Ocampo*>mwai kibaki kibaki-mzeiya hii risto ya shuttle diplomac… Read More
2012-01-04 10:09
A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA, sent by their sister.The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their… Read More
2012-01-04 10:06
Sam is hanging out alone in a nairobi bar on a wednesday night. At around 2am he decides to leave for his crib... No matatus ply that route at that time of the morning and so he decides to h… Read More
2011-11-30 06:39
Juzi Kibaki,Moi &Raila were kidnaped. They were taken 2 a town they dint knw. Kila mtu akaambiwa' aende anunue matunda 10 ama auliwe. Moi alikuwa wa 1st kufika na machungwa 10. Kumbe… Read More
2011-11-23 10:52
Where Kikuyus are...... there must be a problem..... and a solution in themaking.......... ........... ..Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have some Kikuyus… Read More
2011-11-23 10:46
Omwami at bar in New York :Man on his right says, 'Johnny Walker single'Man on his left says, 'Peter Scotch single” Omwami says, 'Wekesa Johnstone Married'***Boss: I'm giving you a job… Read More
2011-11-23 10:46
Doctor : What happened to your arm?Oludhe : I broke it.Doctor : Where and How did that happen?Oludhe : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon. I was on the second floor balcony of that my… Read More
2011-11-18 10:04
A Jamaican man walks into a supermarket, picks up a pack of Ribena and a bag of sugar. He pays for the Ribena but walks out... with the sugar. Minutes later, he's caught & later on taken… Read More
2011-11-18 09:57
A bus stops and two Italian men get inside the bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.There is this lady sitting next to them who ignores them at first, but her attention… Read More
2011-11-12 11:01
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from th… Read More
2011-11-12 09:17
Bangi na strungi ni kitu mbaya sana,watu wa pwani mko wapi?Fala na Otoyo baada ya kiamsha kinywa cha bangi na strungi, waliliona embe juu ya mti wakaamuakulipopoa.Wakarusha mawe mengi sana b… Read More
2011-11-12 09:11
2011-11-11 10:04
Mulu Mutysia's speech when the president(then Moi) visited his placeBaba wanasema Kenyatta ni hayati lakini wewe ni hayati kabisa. Nashukuru sana baba wa taifa kwa sababu ulihaidi kunya hapa… Read More
2011-11-11 10:04
Once upon a time thea was NAKURU MATRESS - which later coverted to NAKUMATTThen there was TUSKER MATTRESS - which later converted to TUSKYSThen there was NAIVASHA SELF SERVICE STORES - which… Read More
2011-10-14 16:54
After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a Jeng' stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits Ouma to beg… Read More
2011-10-12 10:53
My friends, being a luo isnt easy, its an an art we must live up to!. No matter where you are...u must be U! please take note of the titles below and use them as etiquette demandsHow Luos ca… Read More
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