2020-06-27 05:11
I want to live in a world where people are kind and decent and we’re not utterly bewildered by honesty and shocked at thoughtfulness and impressed with selflessness.
When did Americ… Read More
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The musings, observations and essays of Wisconsin writer and stand-up comedian Mike Mercury.
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2017-03-17 01:40
An open letter to the corporate VP who gave a 40-minute presentation in which he said the word right? 112* times:
Stop it.
For starters, the chances that you made 112 correct a… Read More
2014-02-11 17:12
After performing my stand-up act for a company or other private event, many times the client would ask if I could recommend another comedian to do the same event the next year cuz they weren… Read More
2008-08-07 18:06
The outlook isn't brilliant for Packers fans today;Number 4 is gone, for the New York Jets he’ll play.When Murphy spoke the sorry words we hoped we’d never hear,the Cheeseheads w… Read More
2007-10-09 22:49
Milk prices continue to rise to record levels and yet, as far as I can tell, not one single cow is making a dime. So where’s the outrage?Not even PETA, the ACLU for animals, is taking… Read More
2007-09-26 21:38
It appears as though my career as a bad amateur basketball player is all but over.There was no farewell tour. No season-ending tournament game in front of thousands of cheering fans. My mome… Read More
2007-09-15 04:04
"When I first learned that my high blood pressure was causing my erectile dysfunction, I was surprised. So my doctor described Levitra."Geez, maybe your doctor should have prescribed some hi… Read More
2007-09-15 04:03
I went to the grocery store today. A gallon of milk was $3.45.Which means I have a family with an almost $30-a-week milk addiction.I'm going to have to start start selling drugs just to supp… Read More
2007-09-15 04:01
People are so nice. Always trying to help out with ideas for my stand-up. After a show in December of 1989, a guy recommended I do a bit about how people love to shake hands.“Yes, I sh… Read More
2007-09-15 03:44
Forget the Badgers and the Packers. By far the biggest sports story in Wisconsin since the Packers last won the Super Bowl is Steve Stricker's run at the FedEx Cup. For the most part, the na… Read More
2007-09-13 16:11
According to medical statistics, most heart attacks occur on Monday mornings.So starting this Monday, do what I do: Sleep in until noon, just to be safe. Tell those busy bodies in HR that, g… Read More
2007-08-19 14:22
Here's a story I wrote in the winter of 2005 after seeing a Great Gray Owl near my home in Dane County:In a snow-covered hayfield next to a rural highway in southern Wisconsin, a little gray… Read More
2007-08-19 04:08
I saw a sign on the highway today that said, "Speed Enforced By Radar."That's weird. I was wondering what he'd been doing since MASH Read More
2007-01-22 15:27
I went to the Wisconsin Badgers basketball game last night with my good great friend, Dr. Chris Kammer, also known as the rock 'n roll dentist. (When the stars come through Madison – a… Read More
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