2016-03-19 18:53
It's been a long time since I've updated, and I apologize. Being the GnomeCaptain, I had to lead some battles against some goblins and such. No big deal; I'm back now. So anyway, I've rec… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
Split ends are nothing to be ashamed of. But when your beard has split ends, it can be a little embarrassing. Scientists around the world are still researching ways to fix this problem, bu… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
My first education article has been posted! Hopefully, these articles will give gnomes a broader view of the world they live in. Just follow the link Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
To all you gnomes out there who need to make yourselves a little more imposing and intimidating, I encourage you to join a local self defense class. You'll learn about beard-fighting, hat-f… Read More
2005-07-10 21:03
We've been noticing that some of the evil Siberian Gnomes have been crossing the border into our good civilized land! If any of you notice a Siberian Gnome, call your local border patrol an… Read More
2005-07-07 23:26
Next time you buy a dishwasher, handle with care and always keep it right-side-up. Though few people know it, when you close your dishwasher, gnomes come out and clean your dishes for you… Read More
2005-07-06 00:21
Many of you are probably wondering how I make money. Truth is, I teach Biology to gnomes of "lesser education." If you want to read some of my teachings, you should go to The Realm of Queen… Read More
2005-07-05 05:02
To all you gnomes out there who still don't have fireworks for the Fourth, I'd like to alert you to some special fireworks being sold at a store near you! It can be worn as a simple hat… Read More
2005-06-30 23:21
So one of my friends was looking at my the blog this morning and he noticed that the eBay bar was somehow moved right over my latest post! There's only one party to blame for this... Intern… Read More
2005-06-30 00:25
Despite my recent power outage (you just lost vacation time, Division 89), we're still going on with the Beard Brawl that's planned for tomorrow. You know the rules; you can hit anyone insi… Read More
2005-06-28 01:25
I recently received a comment from a "Bob" asking if I'm in charge of the so-called "underpants gnomes." I am, though they're formally referred to as Group 54 of the Profit Division. Since… Read More
2005-06-27 01:11
On the sidebar is a direct feed to all the gnomes that are being sold on eBay. Now is your chance to free these poor gnome slaves from miserable captivity. Buy one before somebody else doe… Read More
2005-06-26 18:09
To all you weary gnomes out there, I'm emailing the Planned Power Outage Schedule for the week to all of your division leaders. I understand that you guys over in Chicago have been supplyin… Read More
2005-06-25 02:33
This is a Gnome Public Service Announcement. I've noticed that there's been a little bit more drinking than usual lately, but just because it's GnomeFest 2005 over in Scandinavia doesn't me… Read More
2005-06-25 02:26
Gnomes have been around forever. It's been only within the last couple thousand years that they've actually left their homeland, Scandinavia. So all this time they had a king, named Gob… Read More
2005-06-25 02:19
I was thinking that since this is The Gnome Headquarters and all, I should awaken the public to information about gnomes. First off, you need some pure information. Below is one of the bes… Read More
2005-06-25 02:18
You should probably learn a little about me so you can understand this site better. Though a Biology student during the day, I am the GnomeCaptain, Grand and Most Honored Royal Captain of t… Read More
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