2016-03-19 18:53
What was that all
about?!!! I dunno about you gals, but as them banks started going bust last
week, I felt more scared than a Guetamalan at the border post gettin' his pants sniffed by a bea… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
Who’s Sarah Palin? Who is Sarah Palin? I tell ya who she is,
gals - she’s a frickin superstar, that’s who she is!!! It brought a tear to my
eye listenin’ to her speec… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Who the heck does Barack Osabama think he is? President of thegreatestnationonearth? Touring round
them Muslim countries and Europe this week, talking to the president of Irak and telling
th… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
So here I am, gals - in New York New York!!! Home of the Statute of Liberty, Central Park and 9/11, a perpetual reminder of why thegreatestnationonearth ain't ever gonna rest till we've sent… Read More
2008-05-24 06:46
So the curse of the Kennedys has struck again! There was Ted Kennedy going about his business, burblin on about why we gotta feel sorry for the illegals and how all the homosexualists shou… Read More
2008-05-08 06:01
I was proud as a mexican with a social security number last night, gals, seeing my home state of Indiana hosting the Clinton/Osabama primates. It may have been a bunch of liberals that was u… Read More
2008-05-03 06:46
So Barack Osabama has finally summonsed up an ounce of courage and disowned that hate-filled preacher of his?
Well congratulations mister smooth-talkin-high-falutin-charm-the-pants-off-the… Read More
2008-04-13 05:50
I'll be honest, gals, I've been chokin' up all day knowing that Charlton Heston was laid to rest today.
Like I said to Dee this morning when I was ferrying her kids to cheerleading class… Read More
2008-04-10 06:55
Allrighty!!! So thegreatestnationonearth beat the Peoples Republic of Stalinist China in the first round of the Olympics!!
You gals must have seen the TV pictures of those Asians turning Sa… Read More
2008-04-07 04:07
So I see the liberals and the sodomites and the lesbians in San Francisco have started running adverts aimed at illegal immigrants - not to tell em to go home, but to make sure they know abo… Read More
2008-04-04 21:12
So the liberal media's been bitchin again this week, saying the next president of thegreatestnationonearth is too old for the job. I mean, c'mon!! So McCain's 71? Get over it!!! That don't m… Read More
2008-03-31 07:56
I'm still trembling from the shock I got today. See, I thought it was just the people I invited who got to see this blogg - Mary and Dee and the Richardsons, and all the folks at the club an… Read More
2008-03-30 01:24
We were laughing out loud this morning, Bob and me, when our neighbor Dee came round to borrow some frosted flakes and a cigarette just to tide her through till the kids were off to their ch… Read More
2008-03-28 22:56
I read this article today pokin fun at the way the Brits speak and how bad they are with money. I gotta say that as a patriotic American, this doesn't do us no good. Honey, I appreciate you'… Read More
2008-03-28 22:52
So what I wanna know is, how come we've got a Muslim running for
president? I mean, I've got nothing against them, it's a free world
after all, well, our bit is anyway, but if Osabama gets i… Read More
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