For the past few days iv been thinking about what to write about Little Human.
For starters, her vocabulary as increased TEN folds into more folds into a big Freaking bouncy castle.
Anyways . . .
So, today I was invited to Dinner with her, but i was too done to take her along, so i told my MIL, i will leave her home. I always sneak out of the house, i did the same today, until i realised i forgot something, ran back, just as i stepped out the door, Ms.S. saw me and stood up.
Me: *ill just take her for a quick walk down the stairs n back up* *oh dart, what if she bawls n goes boneless* *freaking hell* *arrrghhh* “would you like to come with me?”*smiles*
Ms.S. : NO. *wriggles her tini tiny index finger* *slams door on my face*
Me: *realises my value* *shivers* *drops to the ground* *gathers self a second later* *shrugs shoulders* *happily hops to dinner party*