Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8696. The Opposite of addiction is not sobriety. The opposite of addiction is connection. (Johann Hari)

8697. You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down. (Stanislaw J. Lec)

8698. Our phones drain the life out of a room. They give everyone a push-button way to completely disengage their minds from their surroundings.  (David Cain)

8699. You hate me because you still love me. (Benito Mussolini)

8700. We look into mirrors but we only see the effects of our times on us - not our effects on others. (Pearl Bailey)

8701. When there is nothing to be done, all you have to do is nothing and it's all done. (Philippe Geluck)

8702. I was married for 10 years. I'm used to talking and not getting a response. This Twitter thing should be a piece of cake. (Heart-choo)

8703. If it is a sin to look at a woman, then hide your eyes, not the woman. (Nizani Geneevi)

8704. Guy to girl: "Are you free tonight?" - Girl to guy: "Have I ever charged you anything?" (?)

8705. Every sin is the result of collaboration. (Stephen Crane)

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