Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

8216. Worrying about the past is like trying to make birth control pills retroactive. (Joey Adams)

8217. Prophets are always wrong in being right. (Boris Vian)

8218. Happiness cannot be written, it is like shooting stars: if one does not see it, he will never see it. (Hafid Aggoune)

8219. Man may have Discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it. (Candace Bushnell)

8220. A shattered dream is like broken glass - nobody really knows how to dispose of it. (Robert Brault)

8221. Value the person who gives you time...except if it's a judge. (Réjean Lévesque)

8222. I am the elevator that opens
on each floor in the metal
hotel of your heart. (Darren Morris)

8223. Doubt is to strong minds what risk is to the brave. (Grégoire Lacroix)

8224. The pyramid is proof that man has always had a tendency to do less and less. (?)

8225. As a result of this suppression of feelings, the extent of the average man's emotional expression is the high five. (George Carlin)

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