Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6796. Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. (Ronald Knox)

6797. When it comes to other people's impressions it's never about who you are, it's about how they feel. (David Cain)

6798. Friendship is only possible between equals. (Alexandre Dumas)

6799. The mosquito is the state bird of New Jersey. (Andy Warhol)

6800. When the candles are out all women are fair. (Plutarch)

6801. Truth comes out of the mouth of children; that's why we say they are cruel. (Réjean Lévesque)

6802. Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts. (Daniel Patrick Moynihan)

6803. Jealousy is the shadow of Desire. Desire always compares and, because of comparison, there is suffering. (Shanti Dharma)

6804. Latin is a dead language
As dead as it can be
First it killed the Romans
And now it's killing me. (?)

6805. Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. (Bernard M. Baruch)

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