Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6256, Wise sayings often fall on barren ground, but a kind word is never thrown away. (Arthur Helps)

6257. Maturity is a feeling that comes over you when you look back on your life and realize you were wrong on just about everything. (Jim Unger "Herman")

6258. Monopoly is a game where there is only one person having fun. (Stéphane Laporte)

6259. Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office. (David Bhoder)

6260. A flower is an educated weed. (Luther Burbank)

6261. What do the men I have loved have in common? Me! (Jeanne Moreau)

6262. A latte is a mulatto beverage. (Ramon Gomez de la Serna)

6263. Once you have discovered
who you are
there's nothing left to do
but forget. (Positively Wyrde)

6264. Every Fear is part hope and every hope is partly fear [quit dividing things up and taking sides]. (Tom Robbins)

6265. An octopus has 8 crotches. (Demetri Martin)

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