I don't know whether I am amazed or appalled by this new service which has been Launched by a company up here in the North West. The Christmas Decorators have launched a Christmas Eve service costing £50,000 (yes, that's right £50K!), for which you can have "real Scandinavian Snow" deposited on your house and garden, your children's pressies delivered by the fella himself on a sleigh drawn by 6 reindeer, and the opportunity for your kids to spend half an hour with the big man himself (Santa that is, not God), telling him their hopes for Christmas!

Amazing isn't it! The very same company can also be commissioned to come and decorate your house for Christmas and then they come back and take it all away again afterwards all for just £20,000! The business called "The Christmas Decorators" is planning to franchise its operation!

O boy, I must be going wrong somewhere! Where do these people get that kind of cash from?