2016-03-19 18:53
BRAINJOB is officially no more. It's been a fun and creative trip but it has run its course...For now. I no longer feel the need to present my musings in a public forum and wish instead to s… Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
A Chat Room Encounter:Lone_Gunman: Hello alaskagrrrl: Hi Lone_Gunman: Power lifter. Pretty impressive. alaskagrrrl: For a girl you mean? Lone_Gunman: No, I mean for anybody. What do you say… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
“Do I look like the type that falls in love easily?” No, she looked like the type that considered an empty bathroom stall a romantic private getaway; she was so perfect.“Na… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
A headline from Reuters:Nursing home keeps spirits up with own pubDUBLIN (Reuters) - A nursing home in Ireland has hit on a cheering way to keep up the spirits of its elderly patients -- by… Read More
2005-11-07 09:34
From the makers of Braveheart and Wallace And Gromit comes the all-new animated action adventure blockbuster for the holidays:William Wallace And Gromit - Dude, Where's Me Kilt?Join the madc… Read More
2005-10-31 05:03
A headline from Yahoo! News:Million dollar bid for Lenin bodyMOSCOW (Reuters) - The head of the Russian Buddhist region of Kalmykia said Friday he was willing to stump up $1 million to give… Read More
2005-10-25 07:39
Are you tired of maintaining a pretense of civility with your mother-in-law? Do you feel a burning need to convey how much you truly despise her? Are you prepared to sever all ties with her… Read More
2005-10-17 22:54
I'’ve never found the messages in fortune cookies to be very compelling nor particularly prophetic for that matter. More often than not they convey nebulous predictions and archaic maxi… Read More
2005-10-11 06:21
I made an honest effort to publish my novel through conventional means; hiring an agent and waiting around like an idiot in the hope that someone in the publishing industry deemed it profita… Read More
2005-10-03 06:05
Scenario: A guy has one extra ticket to game six of the World Series he can offer to only one of his two best friends. He likes both friends equally and they both want to go to the game, le… Read More
2005-09-27 08:02
We all presently live in what can undoubtedly be referred to as The Information Age. At no other time in history has knowledge in its countless forms been so readily accessible to the masses… Read More
2005-09-19 08:19
The older I get it becomes increasingly clear how overrated adulthood is. As children we eagerly strive to reach that stage in our lives only to be inundated with greater pressures and respo… Read More
2005-09-11 22:19
To all my regular readers (all three of you) I announce my return to the blogosphere. For the past several weeks my attention has been diverted from blogging to settling into a new home and… Read More
2005-08-07 10:28
I fully attest to the fact that I possess a wicked temper and at times a bit of a mean streak. However, I’m not the type of testosterone gorged, knuckle dragging primate that goes arou… Read More
2005-07-31 10:16
I was recently asked a question which I answered truthfully that I now wish to pose to anyone reading this post. This is in no way a scientific survey; it'’s simply a means by which to… Read More
2005-07-24 09:56
For the greater part of the past decade I was involved in the telemarketing industry in one form or another (and I'’m just now recovering from the self-loathing imbued by such). The fol… Read More
2005-07-18 02:37
I wonder if the phrase, "I'm gonna'’ go Abu Ghraib on yo' ass." will ever become popular.
Isn'’t it ironic that the Japanese named a monster Godzilla despite their inability to pro… Read More
2005-07-10 05:04
In our increasingly complex world, varying degrees of interpretation exist when attempting to define seemingly straightforward concepts. The concept of friendship comes to mind as an example… Read More
2005-07-06 05:30
With independence day approaching once more my thoughts turn to the political correctness obsession that has gripped our society. It occurs to me that the priority for the men who affixed th… Read More
2005-06-26 05:11
I've always considered myself a patriot of sorts, not in the most sentimental fashion perhaps but I've always maintained the belief that despite its many flaws I'd rather live in the good 'o… Read More
2005-06-20 09:20
There is a fundamental flaw of the penis enlargement industry I feel I must address. My need to discuss this matter is in no way indicative of my need for such products, I'm hung like a rode… Read More
2005-06-14 20:35
A headline from today's BBC News:
Jackson 'to change his lifestyle'
Michael Jackson's lawyer said the singer will no longer share his bed with young boys, after the star was cleared of 10 ch… Read More
2005-06-09 08:22
My wife recently emailed me this article:Secret to wedded bliss - saying sorry British couple holds record for longest marriage at 80 years LONDON - A British couple -- the record hold… Read More
2005-05-31 16:25
I along with most of the Muslim world am appalled at the alleged mishandling of the Koran by U.S. military prison guards. I find the very notion of flushing the Koran down a toilet for the p… Read More
2005-05-23 10:19
A headline from the Associated Press:N.Y. Audit: Sex Offenders Getting ViagraALBANY, N.Y. - Scores of convicted rapists and other high-risk sex offenders in New York have been getting Viagra… Read More
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