Bipolar, possibly schizophrenic rapper Kanye West is Running for president as a third party candidate.  He's already collected signatures to get on the ballot in several states. His pick for VP is a white female "spiritual coach," and his campaign motto is "Yes!"

West says his goal is to funnel votes away from Joe Biden, the demented 77-year-old running on the Democratic ticket, and help re-elect Donald Trump, the possibly sociopathic 74-year-old incumbent. Okay, sure, the sky is falling -- but at least the mentally ill are finally being recognized as having value in our society.