And what about animals?

Apparently many people are angry that there was only one Female Grammy winner at last night's televised awards show, which unfortunately I had to miss because my cat had a hairball and vomited and I had to clean it up, and then seeing as I had the mop handy I decided to scrub the basement floor. Otherwise I would definitely have tuned in.

Anyway, this is what happens when back in preschool you give everyone a sticker for finishing all their juice or not pooping in their diaper that day. Fast forward to right now when there needs to be fairness in everything regardless of talent, skill or brains. Come on now, everyone needs a Grammy! Perhaps they should add a few new categories to be completely inclusive, like these:

Best Disabled Black Female Performer in a Wheelchair
Best Disabled White Female Performer on Crutches
Best Male Latino Rap Artist with Prostate Problems
Most Promising Obese Diabetic Soprano Female
Best New Album by a Male with Alopecia
Best Single by a Schizophrenic Transgender Single Mom
Best Music Video by a Bunch of Legal Immigrant Queers
Best Music Video by a Non-English Speaking Gang of Illegal Immigrants

Let me know if I left anyone out.