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The Disney World Bombardment

Yet another idyllic night at Disney World Orlando. The lights across the skyline create an inviting fantasy world.

Families from around the country, in fact, around the world were enjoying a warm spring evening when suddenly:

Who could be responsible for this devastation? Was it terrorist? The Russians? The French??? Politicians from all sides of the spectrum were ready to declare war on the perpetrator (it's Disney World for heaven's sake) until a deep cover operative from the DSS (Disney Secret Service) code named "Agent Goofy" transmitted this photo through a secure satellite channel:

That's right, pictures don't lie, there's no denying this is Legoland Cypress Gardens forming their armada. What could possibly be the cause of this aggressive action? It all started innocently enough. The Disney character performers were having their annual convention when all of a sudden 27 pizzas arrived delivery (anchovies, pineapple, and asparagus). They new right away this was a prank from those Legolanders. Two days later the entire Legoland middle management woke to burning paper bags of dog poop on their front porches. One thing led to another until...

Luckily the Bombardment hit a section that was currently under construction so nobody was killed or injured. Disney and Legoland agreed to a truce. Disney World claimed the bombing was an enhanced fireworks show and all news of the incident has been suppressed to preserve the Florida tourist industry. Suppressed until now!

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The Disney World Bombardment


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