Do you fear the Freemasons? You should!!! But the most dangerous secret organization is one you've never heard of, never heard of until now! I, at huge risks to myself, am exposing the CISR (Confederation of Intergalactic Sentient Reptiles), who's sole purpose is to reacquire world domination after the collapse of the Jurassic period.
These hideous cold blooded invaders, from their home planet Terra-Turtleus hidden deep in the center of the Antenna Galaxies, have been attempting world domination for eons.
Outrages you say? Unbelievable you say? Try to argue with this unreleased Cassini spacecraft footage:
Yes, the Intergalactic Sentient Reptiles have their time honored traditions. One of which being the Reptilian Olympics held on Saturn's largest moon, Titan. This is video of gymnast Mitch "The Big Shell" Gaylord on the Horizontal Bar. I've got to admit, that was a great dismount.
They know I'm exposing them, I can here them scratching on my windows.
I'm done for! it is up to you! You, the informed readers of Odd Conspiracy Central.
EXPOSE THEIR EVIL PLANS!