30 January 2018
It is general knowledge that volcano spews out lava when it erupts, just like a pimple spews out pus when it erupts! But with no active volcano near the hot spot, no logic seemed to explain the origin of the lava! Initial guess was that, the reddish heavenly downpour was blood, although whose it was, had no apparent answer. But after those seemingly bloody droplets landed on the outstretched tongues of the scientists who were observing the phenomena, they realised that not even the blood of the evilest satan was so corrosive, so as to perforate their tongue, fall upon their feet, perforate their feet, fall on the sand, boil through the sand, emerge on the other side of the world, rise to a height, high enough to conserve momentum, fall back, boil through the earth, through the hole in their feet, up the front of their body, through the tongue-hole, which BTW is a slang in Antarctica, rise upto the heavenly source, start falling again and continue the cycle. Hence, it had to be LAVA.
They soon informed the world media about this and reporters flooded the place, and returned with eye-holes, head-holes, newer nose-holes and other apertures created by the trajectory of the lava. Some intelligent reporters, escaped this whole hole creation problem by letting the drop fall into their oral-hole and exit through their, well, you know, I guess we both know what I mean, while doing a few somersaults, so as to prevent the lava from creating gut-holes, other than the already existing ones, which technically, are not what we just called them.
In case, you had visited the place, then we would like to hear about your whole experience, down in the comments!
- If you follow this blog, happiness will follow you back
- If you follow our twitter handler, sadness will unfollow you
- If you like our facebook page, the Antarctic penguins will start liking you
All the links could be found if you scroll a li’l down to the widget area!