26 January 2018
We often feel proud while stating that we are nothing but machines. But from now on, we’ll also feel a little afraid for being machines for so long, as engineers will soon start treating us for the maladies.
Have a heart problem? The Engineer can install stainless steel valves. Have a kidney problem? The engineer will exchange it for an iPhone. Have a brain problem? You’ll only need a brand new A11 fusion chip. Have a digestive problem? The engineer will pour Sulphuric Acid, like a boss. Have no problems? You can still get yearly maintainance done! The engineer will check your oil(cerebrospinal fluid), your fuel efficiency and mileage all for free, if you are still inside the warranty period.
The decision is yours, whether you want yourself to be considered as a machine and be treated by an engineer or you wanna embrace the miracle of life and be cured by a doctor?
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