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2019-08-04 04:15
This is serious. No wait, I am not Sirius Black or anything, rather I meant, the situation is serious. Our sponsors have gone bankrupt. Our board of executives have been bored… Read More
The Cockroach Up The Drain
2019-07-01 20:22
It must have felt very sad when I washed it down once again, through the same path it had just advanced. Quite an exercise it might have been for it. Climbing 10 feet up the drain. Must h… Read More
2019-03-13 14:50
What if the, Best idea, You had ever had, Was to meet, Gleefully greet, Your mom and dad? Forward this to your parents and gleefully greet them! Day 12 of 49. Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay claims to… Read More
2019-03-12 12:42
Come on fellows, raise up your hand, Let’s activate yellow, adrenal gland, We might be hungry, let us eat canned Food with pleasure, and the left hand. We are mad lads, to us you bless… Read More
2019-03-11 11:43
If you’re in med school, I guess you read Path, Or get bored like a fool, And indulge in Math, It’s then when a time, Of ignorance comes, Meds go sublime, And the numbers triumph… Read More
2019-03-10 13:05
Day 8 of 49 Long line? Not fine, Can’t rhyme? No crime, No theme? Blame whim, Meaning hazy? ‘Coz I’m lazy! Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay Read More
2019-03-09 13:52
Day 8 of 49 Waiting for my phone to Ring, I’m lonelier than Chandler Bing, Past is gripped well all in my cling, I’m depressed for Global Warming. I like the trees just till they… Read More
2019-03-08 12:31
Earth calling Moon Rocket Earth calling Moon Rocket 》ssup? Did anything happen, bruh? 》nm bro… K then, we’re cool huh? 》Yes bud. 》Btw… Read More
2019-03-07 13:06
“Yes!” Day 6 of 49. This post is by Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay, but the story is by an unknown author who was famous for writing an unknown book Read More
2019-03-06 18:06
Day 5 of 49 Ten… Nine… Eight… What was that? Seven… Six… I think we have a problem. Five… I think I see the problem Four… Hold on. Stop the c… Read More
2019-03-03 14:53
Day 2 of 49 We procrastinate when we should not. But, what if we do it when we should? Let’s say that you are angry on someone. But, you are just too tired to confront the person… Read More
2019-03-02 14:57
Day 1 of 49 The world is seethed with turmoil. Trashophilics are engaged in humiliating trash talks. Emergency paramedics are completely clueless on how to extend their help. No doubt, th… Read More
2019-03-01 13:47
The day has finally arrived! I am glad to announce that from 2nd March, a new post will be published on Antarctica Daily every single day for the 7 upcoming weeks! The posting schedule… Read More
2019-02-20 13:50
In 2015, I published 91 posts. In 2016, the total dropped to 58. In 2017, it dropped further to 44. In 2018, it jumped up to 177 posts, with an average post frequency of 0.48 posts… Read More
HanGOver 3.14
2019-02-16 14:49
hanGOver 3.14 is a comically tragic and tragically comic movie directed by the Editor-in-Chief of the ONLY newspaper from the Southernmost Continent, who has lately been suffering from exist… Read More
The Flying Curse Of Flying Cars
2019-02-07 20:17
We have lived enough into the future to witness the blessings turn into curses. The fault isn’t ours, although at the back of the mind, we are sanguine that it is indeed us who are res… Read More
2019-02-06 22:06
In our lives, we all have given tips. Be it to a waiter or be it to a junior, the habit of giving tips is ever present in the human society. So here are the top 10 tips you should follow to… Read More
2019-02-05 14:24
Jordan Belfort (The Wolf of Wall Street) enters the room He is promoting his new course on HOW TO SELL ANYTHING? He pulls out a pen from his pocket JB: Sell me this pen. Hands it over to… Read More
2019-01-31 15:34
It has been proved beyond every doubt that Cats are fundamentally incapable of catching caterpillars. In a study conducted by University of Universal Universe (UUU), galaxy famous scientist… Read More
2019-01-13 17:11
The Second Day: We all know something about the words we should never search on google. Amazingly, a survey shows that specifically those words are the ones which turn out to be the most sea… Read More
2018-11-13 13:30
In the beginning, I knew nothing. Then, the only thing I knew was that there was a new man in our colony who knew everything. Then, I realised that it was just an exaggerated truth. Then, I… Read More
2018-10-15 18:57
30 February, 0174: Some programmers will agree that CSS is the most bugging language ever. We often find ourselves bugged up while trying to debug CSS. Yesterday CSS bugged me up big time an… Read More
2018-10-03 15:17
Old Plan was, I’ll have a new blog and write 365 poems in 365 days. New Plan is, I’ll write 365 poems in 365 days on Antarctica Daily itself ! Why I chose to ditch the new blog?… Read More
28 Days To #365Rhymes
2018-10-02 14:56
1 Year, 365 Rhymes to be written. It is a challenge. I don’t wanna fail! So, I will spend the days left till the challenge begins, by writing one poem a day on Antarctica Daily! My pho… Read More
2018-10-01 16:52
1 Year, 365 Rhymes to be written. It is a challenge. I don’t wanna fail! So, I will spend the days left till the challenge begins, by writing one poem a day on Antarctica Daily! I was… Read More
2018-09-27 05:15
30 February, 0174: ‘It’, as I realised later, would not happen that day. So, those among you, who were here just to, you know, wait for ‘it’ to happen, will be misera… Read More
2018-09-20 19:49
30 February, 0173: What if I told you that typing out Hypertext Markup Language, Cascading Style Sheets, JavaScript, jQuery, Asynchronous JavaScript And Extensive Markup Language, JavaS… Read More
2018-09-10 10:50
Let’s say that you have been asked to write about a thousand words… Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay (Deep Ark) Read More
2018-09-09 18:02
A brief YouTube Video by Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay (Deep Ark), explaining why the only thing gained from motivational motivation, is the motivation to seek motivation itself! Read More
The New Destination
2018-08-25 03:49
30 February, 0171: An omnipresent dilemma is that of quality vs quantity. What is amazing is the fact that this dilemma manifests itself in multiple forms in our daily lives. When we are thi… Read More
Congrats, Geocentric Flat Earthers
2018-08-16 06:21
30 February, 0170: Literally, We had no idea. Figuratively, however, we did, but that’s a different story altogether. The fact that the Earth goes around the Sun, our very own hel… Read More
Hundred Thousand Words
2018-06-10 10:30
Yes, a hundred thousand words. That is the number of words which has been published in Antarctica Daily since its inauguration 3 years ago. And this number calls for a change. A massive chan… Read More
Last And Also The Least
2018-06-09 10:30
30 February, 0168: Mathematician David Gravid Proglottid has made a weird prediction. He has successfully, predicted how long the last human on the Earth will be alive for. And to his s… Read More
WannaTry Virus Plagues The World
2018-06-08 10:30
30 February, 0167: So, tell me, do you WannaTry? This is the question that has preceded the worst form of disaster in the World for the last few weeks. Irrespective of whether the answe… Read More
To Walk Or To Talk?
2018-06-07 10:30
30 February, 0166: The world is divided. No one knows the correct answer. Whether should we walk, or talk? Or both? Or none? Some say, walk before you talk, others say talk before you w… Read More
4 Comes After 6
2018-06-06 10:30
30 February, 0165: One, Two, Three, Five, Six, Four, Seven, Eight,….. This is how you should be counting the numbers from now on. MAD (Mathematical Academy of Directors) have con… Read More
Costliest Book Ever
2018-06-05 10:30
30 February, 0164: No doubts anymore. The all new Biblioking is indeed the costliest book. It has been priced at about a trillion dollars. Here are some of the features of the book: Eve… Read More
Silent Songs Silences Singers
2018-06-04 10:30
30 February, 0163: They were about to call the doctors, because it felt like that their ears were not functioning. But, after an hour long self diagnosis, it turned out that it was not… Read More
2018-05-26 10:30
Throw up everything you had, On the person next to you, Shout out three words which are bad, And scratch a car that’s new. Now bump into random people, Push them hard down onto the gr… Read More
Poem: You Shouldnā€™t Read This
2018-05-25 10:30
What I had to say, I’ve already told, I won’t repeat again, Unless you give me gold, Okay you’ll give? I’ll repeat it once, Go up and read what’s written in Bol… Read More
2018-05-24 10:30
Many a times, We are sad, Many a times, The World is bad, Many a times, We weep the tears, Many a time, We face our fears. Sometimes, Our Dream comes true, Sometimes, We are with no clue, So… Read More
Poem: Today Is Wednesday
2018-05-23 10:30
Once upon a time, A poet had started to rhyme, He wrote ten poems, About xylem and phloems, And then he commited a crime. Of topics, he ran out, Depressed, he started to shout, But his prot… Read More
Poem: How To Earn From YouTube?
2018-05-22 10:30
Money may grow on tree, Or it may come down as Acid Rain, But it will make your wallet thicker, If you apply your creative brain. YouTube is a potential platform, That can amplify the proce… Read More
2018-05-21 10:30
This poem is hard to understand, For it has no rhythm, Poetic devices too are hard to find, Absent Alliterations Make Men Wonder Why, No connections between any two line, You get fed up and… Read More
2018-05-20 10:30
Standing still on the runway, Hoping to get attention, The Flight is still on the runway, Building up quite a tension. It was given the clearance, Could and should have taken off, Liked its… Read More
The Life Of Rain (Part 7)
2018-05-19 10:30
This is a serial. Everyday a new part will be published. This is the last part. Continued from here.Her final moments were spent a year ago. And ever since, she has inhabited this grand clou… Read More
The Life Of Rain (Part 6)
2018-05-18 10:30
This is a serial. Everyday a new part will be published. This is the sixth part. Continued from here.As we grow older, rain starts to seem like a teacher. Someone, who has not changed ever s… Read More
The Life Of Rain (Part 5)
2018-05-17 10:30
This is a serial. Everyday a new part will be published. This is the fifth part. Continued from here.But the heaven opened midway. Not a problem for him it was, for he liked rain. He sang me… Read More
The Life Of Rain (Part 4)
2018-05-16 10:30
This is a serial. Everyday a new part will be published. This is the fourth part. Continued from here.Slowly and steadily, we grow older at the rate of a second a second! We understand much… Read More
The Life Of Rain (Part 3)
2018-05-15 10:30
This is a serial. Everyday a new part will be published. This is the third part. Continued from here.It was the main reason that left the painful efforts to be in vain. But that reason, isn… Read More
The Life Of Rain (Part 2)
2018-05-14 10:30
This is a serial. Everyday a new part will be published. This is the second part. Continued from here. A sunny day could be a funny day, because a sudden rain might wash away all your hope o… Read More
2018-05-13 10:30
This is a serial. Everyday a new part will be published. This is the first part. Rain used to be a poem. When, it simply went away whenever Li’l Johnny wanted to play. But as we grew u… Read More
10 Announcements About Antarctica Daily
2018-05-12 10:30
12 May 2018 I have never written in the first person singular. But, today I will. This post will be exactly 250 words long. The last word I write will be the 36,500th word of this year. At t… Read More
10 Ant Tenants Taint 10 Tents
2018-05-11 10:30
11 May 2018 Ants are human beings. They may not look like humans, but deep inside they are. How and why, we know not. We have never asked either. We have simply accepted the facts that ants… Read More
10 Lifehacks To Hack Your Life
2018-05-10 10:30
10 May 2018 Hire a hacker. Drink water. Breathe regularly. Delete your smartphone. Read Antarctica Daily. Speak less. Listen more. Eat. Sleep. Repeat. Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay Stay tuned. This… Read More
10 Roads That Take You To The Moon
2018-05-09 10:30
9 May 2018 Going to moon for a morning walk is not possible. But doing so for an evening walk could be a piece of cake, provided you take the following roads. Remember, these are not convent… Read More
10 (more) Ways To Have 99 Problems
2018-05-08 10:30
8 May 2018 Previously, we have talked about the 9 ways by which you can create 99 problems for yourself for free. This time we will add ten more to the list. If you are really dedicated towa… Read More
2018-05-07 10:30
7 May 2018 We know that nine tens make a ninety. Nine nineties make an eight hundred ten. Even nine ninety nines also make an eight ninety-one. But, ten tens may fail to make a hundred. Last… Read More
10 Reasons Why Top 10 Posts Are The Best
2018-05-06 10:30
6 May 2018 On the net, you will find many types of posts. Some are stories. Others are poems. There might be reports. Or experiences. But, research has shown that the top 10 posts are always… Read More
2018-05-04 10:30
4 May 2018 We all drink. Let it be water, liquor or elixir. Water dilutes fluids and concentrates concentration. Elixir is useful for clash of clans armies. Liquor results in a mighty liver… Read More
Smallest Poem Ever
2018-05-03 10:30
3 May 2018 I, Lie, To, You. Can you write another short poem in the comments? Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay Advertisements Read More
9 Ways To Have 99 Problems
2018-05-02 10:30
2 May 2018 We ran into a lot of problems while researching about 99 problems, but that ain’t one. Hence, without further ado, here are the top 9 ways you can have 99 problems. Play soc… Read More
2018-04-29 10:30
29 April 2018 It was always them. Not Harry, not Hermione. Ok, maybe Harry and Hermione, but surely not any other muggle, whom we believe to be a wizard or a witch. They know nothing about m… Read More
Weird Insect Gives Birth To Itself
2018-04-28 10:30
28 April 2018 Self perpetuating animals are real. They exist. Finally, we have the proof. A weird looking insect was born on the tenth of April in a nursing home near South Pole. People from… Read More
10 Reasons Why There Are No Reasons
2018-04-27 10:30
27 April 2018 There are simply no reasons. Here are ten reasons why: First one is obvious: Because there are no reasons. Secondly, there isn’t a question that begins with why… Read More
Poem: Ten Men Refrain To Train Brain
2018-04-26 10:30
26 April 2018 We all have a brain, It is our domain, To maintain, And sustain, The habit of asking Intelligent Question, Right when, There is a hurricane, In the Mountain, Or a lion’s… Read More
Poem: Slow Down, Champ!
2018-04-24 10:30
24 April 2018 Walking for long is difficult, You might get a cramp, I can’t follow if you walk so fast, Please do Slow Down, Champ! You will win a walking race, I predict it and put a… Read More
Mosquito Magnets Replace Repellents
2018-04-23 10:30
23 April 2018 Mosquitoes and our toes are still a better love story than, never mind. Everytime you look down, provided you are standing upright, you will find a mosquito on your foot. They… Read More
How To Cook In Your Stomach?
2018-04-22 10:30
22 April 2018 We are busy. We are so busy that it is now easy to forget to eat and end up with a zero figure. A man named Aman from India, once spent 6 months without eating because he was t… Read More
A Subtle Observation On Ignorance
2018-04-21 10:30
21 April 2018 To observe the ignorance and ignore the observation, are our ultimate goals. I finally succeeded at achieving that and I want to share my story. I was ignorant as I was observi… Read More
Boring-737 Arrives Before Departure
2018-04-18 10:30
18 April 2018 The passengers were stunned. They had just heard the boarding announcement. And now they were at their destination. In fact, the announcement, as their wrist watches told them… Read More
10 Ways For Pay Raise
2018-04-17 10:30
17 April 2018 We know you wanna know. So we’ll get straight to the subject matter. Follow what follows and you will be earning more, VERY SOON: Be the Boss: And then negotiate you… Read More
2018-04-16 10:30
16 April 2018 We can stare at other people and end up being called a freak. We can stare at the greenery of forests and trees and end up being called a nature lover. We can do the same to ov… Read More

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