Francis is in his living room, on the floor In front of the TV.
His favorite show is about to start.
He´s anxious as last week´s episode ended on a cliffhanger.
The Pen comes along.
Francis sees “it” coming and before the Pen can utter a peep, Francis raises his paw.
Cat (anticipating an insult from the Pen): No! Not now stick!
Pen: I haven´t said anything…
Cat: and I´m telling you not to start.
Pen: start what?
Cat: don´t know don´t care.
Pen: what in the freck is the matter with you?
Cat: My show is about to begin and I don´t want any interruptions!
Pen: crazy cat, what are you barking?
Cat: I´m a cat, I don´t bark!
Pen: Fine! Bitching it is.
Cat: Monica is going to find out that Peter is cheating on her and Sarah is going to lose her case in court.
Pen (dumbstruck): what?
Cat: My favorite show.
Pen: You truly are a weird cat.
Cat: shut up! It´s starting…
Francis nears the TV and sits down.
It´s useless. Francis is so enthralled by his show, he completely ignores the Pen.
Pen (cont./annoyed): Francis!
The cat looks at the Pen.
Cat (dead serious): shut up!
Cat (interrupting): If I miss so much as a minute of my soap, I´m burying you in the yard again.
Cat (interrupting): two streets down.
Cat (eyes open wide): Go away!
The Pen “glides away”, leaving Francis to enjoy his program.
Pen: crazy cat!
The Pen looks back at Francis who is staring right at it, angry.
The Pen is finally gone and Francis resumes watching his show.
Cat (opens his eyes wide in shock): Miguel! Oh my God! I did not see that coming.
The Pen peeks from the corner.
Pen: drunken cat!
Francis immediately looks at where the Pen was but sees nothing.
He raises his brows in suspicion.
Looks back at the TV.
Cat: Oh my god! NO! No way. I never would have guessed it had been Robin.
From outside the room, the Pen “shakes its head” in disbelief.
Pen: what in the world…
Cat: No way! Oh My God!
Pen: he´s like a drunken housewife.
The Pen leaves.
Pen: no point in trying to mess with Francis today. That stupid soap just ruined my chances of being entertained today.
Starts to “walk” away.
Pen (cont.): Agh crap!
The Pen is highly annoyed.
Cat (from the other room): Oh My God!
Pen (turns back): Shut up!
Cat: Ha! Ha! Ha!