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The Drunken cat and the possessed pen!_Valentine´s Day special

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Jason and Missy left the house to celebrate Valentine´s Day on their own, with a special date.

Since Missy was going to be spending the night with Jason, she didn´t want to leave Amelia alone, so she brought her over to be with Francis.

She believed they got along so well, they were a loving kitty couple.

Amelia is on the living room couch, ready to take a nap when Francis decides to approach her.

Amelia: What do you want?
Cat: Hello!
Amelia: Hello! What do you want?
Cat: I…

Amelia: Francis, I don´t have the patience to deal with you today. It´s bad enough that Missy left me here.
Francis: Why?
Amelia: With you!
Francis: I have a surprise for you.

Amelia: A surprise?
Cat: Yes! I mean it is Valentine´s Day!
Amelia: So?
Cat: Will you be my Valentine Amelia?
Amelia: Absolutely not!

Cat: Why not?
Amelia: I haven´t forgotten what you did to me last time!
Cat (low voice): I didn´t do anything. You attacked me!
Amelia: What did you just say?

Cat: Nothing… But I do have a surprise for you.
Amelia: Fine, I´ll go!

Francis takes Amelia to his “spot” only to have her find a wonderful meal. There are two bowls with Amelia´s favorite food.

Amelia is pleasantly surprised but tries to hide her excitement.

Francis waits for Amelia to finish eating, before he speaks again.

Cat (fearful): did you like it?
Amelia: Yes, it was yummy. Thank you.

Francis is very happy with himself, so much that he dares move closer to Amelia.

Amelia: Stay away! Just because I enjoyed the food, doesn´t mean you get anything!
Cat (sad): fine…
Amelia: Do you have something else?

Cat: Something else?
Amelia: Yes! Like dessert!
Cat: No, I mean… Umm… Maybe I could get us some…

Amelia realizes what he means, special milk.

Amelia: yes, yes, get me some!
Cat: Okay.

Francis takes Amelia to where Jason keeps his wine bottles and drops a recently opened one to the floor. He pulls the cap out with his claws and the red nectar pours out.

Amelia´s eyes shine with anticipation and she starts drinking.

Francis looks on, while she devours the crimson liquid.

Cat: Amelia, dear?
Amelia (drinking): whaat?
Cat: Have you finished?
Amelia: Not yet…
Cat: oh, dear god!

He watches her take her last satisfying sip. She then looks at Francis with hunger.

Cat: Amelia?

Amelia doesn´t respond she just moves fast and “attacks” Francis.

Cat: Happy Valentine´s Day!

The end!

2016_Joana Teixeira

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