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You came and you didn’t laugh? Get the fuck outta here!

Before you flick your finger at me, make sure you use both hands. I don’t care. I can’t see them anyway.

I had a recent fascination with the phrase “Get the Fuck Outta here!” It’s not because I’m an angry Italian that shoots up his temper and likes to kick people out. Urban dictionary may help explain.

Tom Segura, a really really really ridiculously good looking funny comedian loves to use that phrase.

This comedy short brilliantly shows how using it can never be too much.

If you’re a new to this, I recommend using it with a positive context.

Here are some examples:

  • You can hand stand while taking a pee? Get the fuck outta here! I’m gonna pay you to teach me.
  • You know 5 languages? Get the fuck outta here! I only know half a language.
  • You’ve met Sasha Grey? Get the fuck outta here! Did she blow you?
  • You bench press 300 lbs? Get the fuck outta here! What are you? The Rock?

It’s How You Say It

If you don’t want people to spit in your face or walk out of you in front of everybody, then you wanna say it right. It’s all about showing them love instead of disgust. When you’re saying it, you wanna have this face.

You don’t wanna have this face. Not unless, you’re talking to a close friend and you wanna give him a little shock therapy.

Don’t fret. I’m still learning too.

Here’s a thought

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

Marilyn Monroe

Don’t be afraid to use this to spice up your conversations. You can say goodbye to being boring. Some people may get offended initially. But if you never try, you’ll never learn. Keep practicing. Soon enough, people will be itching to hear what you’re gonna say next.




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