2016-03-19 18:53
This contains swears, is all wrong, etc... But still - amazing harmonies Read More
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2016-03-19 18:53
Warning: contains swears, and scenes from Total Recall, of an **eye-watering nature**.This band, Arnocorps, have singlehandedly created a new genre in 'Arno-Core', amazing!Spotted by FilmDru… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. 99% of bloggers are talking to themselves.*But who is the more clinically insane?The person talking nonsense down the street toawire, safe i… Read More
2016-03-19 18:53
As humans spend more and more time online with 'friends', what does the future hold?2009 - Doctors recommend that all prescriptions are administered via Facebook.2010 - PussyBook.com, a soci… Read More
2008-12-09 15:00
Apparently no longer content with the wonders and joy of the Real World (the pre-Big Brother MTVrealityfest now in its 18th series) humans are looking to draw a line under their mistakes (wa… Read More
2008-12-09 15:00
Musicchainofthegods Fopp is no more. Oh Fopp, with your evereverexpanding smorgasbord ofCut price Tom Waits, Neil and the odd Zappa.Your books I did enjoy (and the Tim Burton Oyster Boy chil… Read More
2008-12-09 15:00
John Curran (direction) I love you.Ron Nyswaner (writer) my beautiful namesake, I kiss you.William Somerset Maugham (novel) I vicariously pat you on your semi-Victorian back.Ed Norton and N… Read More
2008-12-09 15:00
The wasp is somewhere in the room.I can't see him now, but I can smell him.Leg stings. Wasp must pay.UPDATE: Abandoning my plan to sever him with a kitchen knife, I slap him in the face with… Read More
2008-11-30 22:30
This is a real face-melter. A cat after my own heart.Angry CatUploaded by Mumuse Read More
2008-11-30 22:29
As if it wasn't bad enough I just woke up at 4:30, an invisiblebastardshitting wasp just stung my leg.Frikkin' selfish bastard.Say what you like about bees, least they have the decency to to… Read More
2008-11-30 22:27
Sundays with humans are just too frikkin' relaxed and easy going. So much so, I fear you might all slip into a reassuring yet brain damaging gravycoma. So here's some newsaggression to angry… Read More
2008-11-30 22:26
Cato (not to be confused with Kuato from Total Recall) said I had to write 7 lies about myself otherwise the endless 'memememememememe' chatter of cyberspace would grind to a halt, so here g… Read More
2008-11-30 22:26
The case the against internet, presented by Andrew Keen, and how it is destroying our culture is really quite seductive, but is it really so easy to make such sweeping bitchywebgeneralisati… Read More
2008-11-30 22:25
From Twin Peaks, to Showgirls, to having your toypooch manhandled by Martha Stewart Read More
2008-11-30 22:25
Even if you have not attained the dizzy heights of blogdom depicted here, they can only be a matter of years, and plates of nachos away. Contains momentarily bizarre, inappropriate scenes of… Read More
2008-11-30 22:23
Or, Catster customer service: terrific or terrifying?Feline Facebook site Catster really takes care of you - witness the following exchange:Email 1, from Catster:Dear tikkles,Meow meow!We wa… Read More
2008-11-30 22:22
I have noticed that our human brothers and sisters ('bristers') sometimes get a little manically 'depressed', a state in which they can no longer appreciate the endless wonder and joy of the… Read More
2008-11-30 22:21
Frikkin' genius Read More
2008-11-30 22:19
Awesome, awesome, awesome. U S A indeed Read More
2008-11-30 22:18
Hmmm...Just for the record, OPEC's members include Iran, Saudi Arabia, Angola and Nigeria. Something to aim for next year, certainly Read More
2008-11-30 22:17
Just read the time this was posted. Ouch.I saw a recent article about an entire Venetian family afflicted by a genetic inability to sleep.Too tired to read it though Read More
2008-11-30 22:16
from:Facebookto: me29 Nov (1 day ago)Unfortunately, the settings that control which email notifications get sent to you were lost. We're sorry for the inconvenience.To reset your email notif… Read More
2008-11-23 12:23
Is this offensive? Read More
2007-11-22 06:58
The internet now enables us to message friends via Bob Dylan video - joy!But just look what happens:What brought on this barrage of bile? Could it be the equally disparaging Subterranean Hom… Read More
2007-06-10 19:18
Contains swears and inappropriate language: what's rap coming to?GouletUploaded by countcockula Read More
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