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Generic Advice for a Generic New Year

Don’t do that

Righty tighty, lefty loosey

Swing with your hips

Jiggle the handle

Don’t tell anyone

Better tell someone

Get two just in case

Look in the closet

Bring something to write with

Keep it charged

Have an alibi

Don’t park there

Let it air out

Go to the restroom first

If it smells bad, throw it out

Slow down

Lift with your legs

Lyft with your car

Don’t use too much salt

Better clean that up

Use your diaphragm

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