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Japanese Gene-Splicing Breakthrough Could Cure Blurry Genitals

Asian Scientist

FUKUOKA, Japan – Top Japanese scientists released information today on a groundbreaking new gene-splicing procedure that could offer life-changing therapy for Japanese sex organs.

Scientists believe the new procedure could cure the genetic predisposition for Blurry, pixelated or, in more severe cases, mosaic genitals. “We have found a way to isolate a single mutation in a DNA strand and eliminate it,” Dr. Akari Watanabe said. “This gives us the unique ability to correct conditions and deformities not typically found in human beings.”

Watanabe also notes that this process is less than perfect and in some cases the wrong portion of DNA can be edited, actually causing unwanted mutations. For many citizens this is a risk they are willing to take.

“My whole life I have dealt with the struggles of having a blurry penis. Sex is a dangerous game of trial and error,” said Fukuoka resident Fumi Sato.

Researchers are hopeful their findings could also lead to cures for similar conditions such as Black-Bar Penis and Emoji Pussy.

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