2017-09-23 15:31
1. Today is the day your MoviePass card arrives.2. The universe intended for your MoviePass card to be delivered tomorrow.3. Or Friday. Your MoviePass will surely be wait… Read More
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2017-09-22 00:14
ThemFear is now a family, as Pennywise has returned from the grave and brought his blood-sucking, newly formed family (including his daughter Penelope, and son, Penny Jr.) to wreak havoc on… Read More
2017-09-19 19:05
More jokes, at no extra charge. The post U.S. Officials Alarmed By North Korea’s Stockpile of Ever-Enlarging Military Hats appeared first on Robot Butt Read More
2017-09-19 10:44
LOS ANGELES – Expressing frustration that traffic had been stopped for over thirty minutes, commuters Wednesday morning reportedly surmised that the person considering jumping fro… Read More
2017-09-18 20:44
As a longtime performance clown of suburban septic systems, I feel it’s necessary to clear the air. Not all sewer clowns are eldritch demonic entities of evil. We’re not collecti… Read More
2017-09-17 18:37
Tonight at 10:00 PM on the Elon Musk NetworkCelebrity robot Dita Andromeda, from New York, has kissed many an amphibian-bot in her day, but is still looking for a Prince Charming w… Read More
2017-09-13 10:37
Due to the serious and mounting risk posed to time travelers, the Time Travel Advisory Board has now restricted travel to the year 2017. Persons who wish to travel to the year 2017 will need… Read More
2017-09-12 20:37
“What did you say, deary? Speak into my good ear.”“I know you asked me a question, but I just can’t remember what it was.”“I don’t know what time yo… Read More
2017-09-12 10:00
To my sweet guy:You may have some questions about what’s happening to your body. Your implanted brain is going to be sending signals down to your motherboard and you may not know what… Read More
2017-09-11 16:07
EPA Senior Staff Meeting: February 1, 2100New Trump Tower, Island of PhiladelphiaChaired by Acting Director in light of recent events.Multiple staff members complained about dangers of trave… Read More
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