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Short Pick Up Lines

Pickupliness gathered for you the best bundle of short pick up lines, they are funny and cheesy pick up lines, use them at your risk.

Short Pick up lines

Short Pick Up Lines

If splendor were time, you’d be infinity.

May I flirt with you?

You’re kidding me – it’s that easy to be good-looking?

If you were a Taser, the entire room would be stunned.

Don’t you work at Hooters?

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

Theres a party in my pants and your invited.

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.

I’ve only got three months to live.

Are you a model?

Are you looking for a shallow relationship?

I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

When God made you, he was showing off.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cause you’re dope.

Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.

I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?

If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Stand still so I can pick you up!

I have only three months to live. ..

Stand still so I can pick you up!

I think I was blind before I met you

Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty

I’ve got a full tank of gas.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

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