These geography pick up lines are devoted primarily to students of geography as well as people who are interested in geography, or simply ordinary people. In today’s thread about these specific kind of pick up lines, we will provide you the most guaranteed pick up lines about geography to use either in your university or class. They are extremely cheesy as well as funny. Moreover, these geography pick up lines can be used either on girls or boys. Use them properly and your classmate is yours. Enjoy, do not forget to share with your friends.

Geography Pick Up Lines

If you put your titi on my caca then together we will create a Peruvian lake.

Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he’s right here in my pants.

Do you have a map, because I just got lost in your eyes.

Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley

I’m gonna screw you like the East Devon bus service: slowly and depressingly irregularly

Hey, are you a River that’s prone to flooding, because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight

If I could rearrange the map, I would put Uruguay and Iruguay together! I would also found the nation of Iruguay.

I want to explore you like a National Geographic journalist.

You want to take a trip down South tonight?

The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].

If I said Marco, would you say Polo?

Let’s build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!

There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!

Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.

Right now we’re islands. Let’s be an archipelago.

Did it hurt when you fell from the Alps? Because you’re an angel! Or I’m dizzy from altitude sickness. Either way.

North, South, East, West, whichever way I look I like you the best!

The status of certain groups of islands in the sea between Japan and China may be disputed, but my love for you isn’t!

Are you a major geological formation in Australia that’s been designated a world heritage site by UNESCO? Because you Ayers ROCK!

Da Nile isn’t just a river in Egypt. It’s also something I can’t do regarding my feelings for you!

If my love for you was a volcano, it’s status would be: active!

Mississippi River Delta? No, you’re my Mississippi River Alpha!

They say the Marianas Trench is the deepest point in the world, but clearly they’ve never looked into your eyes.

The climate in my heart has been warmer and slightly more humid ever since I met you.

You’re the capitol of every nation in my eyes! Except Djibouti. The capitol of Djibouti is also Djibouti.

You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.

Let’s go to the top of a mountain where I’ve set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.

Do you want to Australian Kiss? It’s like the French kiss only down under.

Are you involved in the east African slave trade, because you’re flaunting Djibouti around.

I may not be Fred Flintstone per say, but I assure you I can make your bed rock.

Are you a bicycle, because you don’t need to pay the congestion charge to enter my heart.

Lets make like indigenous Amazon tribes in the first stage of the Demographic Transition Model and have an insanely high birth rate.

Hey, are you a twenty first-century urban area in need of reurbanisation, because I’m gonna in-fill you.

Am I the Yangtze River Dolphin, and are you the Three Gorges Dam, because I’ll die out for your sake.

My love for you is like Dharavi: it’s borderline illegal and it just won’t go away.

Your eyes are a more beautiful sight than a highlighted GeoFile.

Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

I think we should settle down and take things slower. Like terracettes.

Can I be your highlighter to your A3 sheet?

Your hugs are warmer than the surfaces in an urban area with an increased sky-view factor.

Hey, I’ll give you a great example of physical geography.

You don’t need hundreds of case study examples to convince me of your feelings.

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