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The Deformed Monks of Cumberton share their unique views of the world through word, music and video. Head of the ancient order, Brother Biscuit-Banjo, feels now is the time to finally break the silence and share the monks centuries of wisdom with the outside world.
2020-07-07 15:14
Time waits for no mouse.Though the mice and the men make the greatest of plans,We can't fashion the fate which is out of our hands.We can add up the numbers and circle a date,But frustration… Read More
2020-06-30 15:30
Four times Four.I think I see the horsemen come,We have to turn the final page.It's pointless now to turn and run,From sixteen legged violent rage.We had to turn the final page,The ending ca… Read More
2020-06-04 14:20
HomeI need to find myself a home.To start I'll need my own full stop.I want to use my own front door,By turning round my perfect key.I'll put my things just where I like,I'll paint it black… Read More
2020-05-28 19:03
Virtual Pain.It's true that life is easier with our technology,But here's a glimpse inside my world, how things can often be.Sometimes I fucking hate my phone, I want to cave it in,I'd use a… Read More
2020-05-18 17:27
A recipe for disaster.If you think that it's easy to write then you're wrong,Why don't you have a go? Why don't you make a song?You will first need some chords. Are there many you know?Three… Read More
2020-05-09 13:37
Do Monsters Watch?Do monsters watch the human race?If so, de we both look the same?Could there be life in outer space?Could they have bum cheeks on their face?And would each have a crazy nam… Read More
2020-05-06 10:31
WARNINGmAY CONTAIN INFERENCE OF RUDENESS.bROTHER bISCUIT-bANJO. Saucy Books.I've come now to appreciate,Erotic bits of books.The cunning writer reels you in,With rows of randy hooks.Strateg… Read More
2020-05-02 19:58
The Fly.Curse it's constant buzzing sound,Tiny fly pasts round and round.Lands then waits 'til you forget,Back again but he'll regret,Entering my sacred space,Waving arms I shout and chase… Read More
2020-05-01 18:52
The Ballad of Boredom.I'm starting to get lonely now,And boredom comes to see.It's something that I can't allow,He can't catch up with me.I've tried to keep his hands at bay,To occupy mysel… Read More
2020-04-27 16:42
As the monks self-isolate, Brother Binky has decided to write a series of poems in a genre he is calling, "Mundane Poetry".Here is the first.Stay safe, and we hope that these words will help… Read More

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