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Slaying TardZilla

>Be me
>9
>go to target with mom to get some stuff
>mom lets me go wander off to the toy isle
>get to pick one toy
>FuckYes.jpg
>start walking
>TardZilla is behind me with his mom
>afraid of tards back then
>run past him
>he chases after me
>at this point I'm crying and running for my life
>run into the janitor closet and hide
>TardZilla sees me
>Gives me death stare
>Screeches so loud that Helen Keller can hear it in the dirt
>grab broom

>poke it in his eye as hard as I can
>the fucking thing went INTO his eyeball
>spray windex at him
>he's practically dead at this point
>EXP: 800+ Gold: 90+ LEVEL UP
>get to toy isle
>grab a couple of hot wheels cars
>mom buys them for me
>go home
>play with hot wheels


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