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Grandparents of my dreams

>be 19
>working as bouncer at nightclub
>go to pick up some garbage by the front door when some fatass Nigger shouts "YEAH MUHFUCKAH" and knocks trash can over
>call him a fucking idiot and throw him out the front door
>suddenly these two hot blondes see me do this and come over to me
>"OMG, you are so hot!"
>both of them come home with me after work
>we sit down on the couch and I start fooling around with the first girl
>my hands are going into her yoga pants
>suddenly my grandfather comes in out of nowhere talking in his thick Chicago Italian accent
>"ayy, yoo guise wanna watch a moovie?"

>He plops on the couch and puts on some bizarro parody of A Christmas Story
>"No Grandpa not now, I'm busy"
>"come on, it'll be fine"
>first girl still on my lap
>suddenly my Grandma comes out of my basement with a laundry basket
>"oh anon, are you two together? You know young lady, if you get on your knees, he'll be in a better position for you"
>"GRANDMA!"
>get really pissed off
>"GOD DAMMIT CANT I GET A MOMENT OF PRIVACY?"
>suddenly wake up on my bed
>Realize it was all a dream
>mfw even my own brain cockblocks me


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