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You Can Lead A Horse To Water
2017-04-24 23:03
Crazy shit that happened when you were a kid thread>be me about 16>friend is 17, we hang out at his grandpas farm during summers>fish, ride bikes/quads, etc. good times>except fo… Read More
2017-04-01 04:52
HEY GUYS!Its Azrael here from Greentexted! This is a message from our sponsors who have generously accepted our request to sponsor us! (This message was written by me and idrk what to say so… Read More
Froggy Adventures Part 2: So Close
2017-03-18 07:48
Froggy Adventures Part 2: So CloseFroggy here. This is the time that i bent myself over a table and fucked myself. Right up the ass. Enjoy my suffering, tadpoles, and learn from it.>be me… Read More
Follow Your Dreams /b/
2017-03-16 21:54
Storytime /b/>be me in 7th grade>few friends, have reputation for being angry nerdy loser who cries>walking to bathroom during social studies>see qt3.14 emo girl, im talking full… Read More
Falling In Love With A Pokemon
2017-03-04 02:19
Well r9k Ive noticed there have not been a lot of good greentext, so Im going to get started with one of my own that Ive been dying to type up. Friends, this is the story of how I fell… Read More
Bye Dad
2017-01-15 07:39
Got some feels for ya >be me few years back, 15 living with my dad ( just got close to him ((he wasn't always there when I was a kid but I moved in with him for about a year and half and… Read More
Obama, You're Fired
2016-10-14 19:23
>Trump wins the election>comes out to make his winning speech>he looks bored>as he gets to the mic he stands there for a second>all quiet>he begins to adjust the mic>a c… Read More
2016-10-13 02:47
>16 years old>Dumb as fuck kid who had no friends>By that point I made peace with the fact that I was just different>Started doing stuff to piss off normies like wearing Wrath, N… Read More

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