2013-05-16 02:18
Las Vegas, Nevada — OJ Simpson was back in court today in an effort to overturn his kidnapping and armed robbery conviction. His hands were cuffed to his belt and legs shack… Read More
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2013-05-15 00:50
Washington, D.C. – What does it say about our country when a government entity as powerful as the IRS targets specific groups and organizations that have competing views with the curre… Read More
2013-05-11 20:07
Cleveland, Ohio — Ariel Castro is being held on $8 million dollar bond for suspected rape and kidnapping of three young women for almost a decade. Also being held are his brother… Read More
2013-05-10 05:01
Cleveland, Ohio — Ariel Castro, accused kidnapper and rapist, claimed in a 2004 suicide note that he was abused as a child and that regarding his victims, “They are here aga… Read More
2013-04-27 21:24
WORLD: Moscow — Member of Russian feminist punk band group Pussy Riot, Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, was denied parole on Friday. She and two other members of the band were charge… Read More
2013-04-24 05:23
Tupelo, Mississippi — Perturbed federal agents came up empty-handed in their investigation of a Mississippi, Elvis impersonator. Charges were dismissed today without prejudice&nb&hell…Read More
2013-04-20 21:21
Denver, Colorado — Thousands of stoners began flooding the Capitol grounds this morning in the Mile HIGH city of Denver. It is the start of the annual Weed Fest stoner migration… Read More
2013-04-18 03:21
A global manhunt is on by U.S. officials to find those responsible for recent acts of terror and violence…
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2013-04-17 01:57
Washington, D.C. — It was announced today that applications are being sought for a trip to the red planet. A national poll by the esteemed Pew & Gagme Foundation found that A… Read More
2013-04-17 01:57
Washington, D.C. — It was announced today that applications are being sought for a trip to the red planet. A national poll by the esteemed Pew & Gagme Foundation found that A… Read More
2013-04-14 01:33
In other news it was leaked by political staffers that Nancy Pelosi is being committed to a specialized form of rehabilitation. Rumors and speculation are that she may have a moderate… Read More
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