1. Pretend you are a famously crappy American website




2. That is known for writing 20-point list-articles without making even a single actual point




3. Try to keep each "point" to no longer than 1 sentence



4. Because the only reason people aren't reading your longer articles is that people are too fucking stupid




5. Seriously, it's not like what you're writing is boring or anything, people are just plain stupid




6. So what you should do is dumb it down for them by breaking up each sentence of yours...



7. ...into 2


8. ... or 3




9. ... or even 4




10. ... smaller points, so that not only is your page filled out quickly




11. ... but you're also tricking the idiots into thinking they are reading... something.




12. Memes are great to show how hip and in the loop you are!





13. Once you have these basics down, it's time to start nostaligia-whoring


14. Post favourite childhood memories for share-bait



15. No not that, only the stuff you would post on your sister's timeline-



16. Throw in a GIF for good measure


17. And some cat & dog pics for the Awwww.




18. Something something gay rights something something feminism




19. You can't leave out Bollywood, because Likes.




20. By point 18, nobody is reading, they are just looking at the GIFs




21. And that's all there is to it. Lather, rinse and repeat.




Liek if u crie every time. 1 like= 1 respect. 1 share= 100 respects.

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The 19 different fart sounds your ass makes
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The 38 terrible subjects you studied in school (Chemistry in #2)
The 63 cartoons you watched on TV
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The 6 Tennis players' names you know